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George W. Bush's Resume "Expanded"

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Accomplishments as president:

  • My administration continues to promote and/or reward those whose failures on Iraq have become obvious so it was disclosed recently that two Army analysts whose work has been connected to a major intelligence shortcoming on Iraq have received awards for job performance over the last few years.[1]
  • A newly published US Army War College assessment concludes that more than three years after the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, my administration has failed to define the overall aim of the war on terrorism providing a penetrating critique of American strategy.[2]
  • Deliberately edited environmental reports to downplay the effects of greenhouse gas emissions on global warming using an official who previously worked at the American Petroleum Institute to do so.[3]
  • Got caught trying to overpay for oil and gas rights in the Everglades to reward a family comopany who gave lots of money to the GOP and my brother, Jeb.[4]
  • Altered critical portions of a scientific analysis of the environmental impact of cattle grazing on public lands before announcing that it would relax regulations limiting grazing on those lands.[5].
  • Secretly worked to undermine Tony Blair's efforts to tackle global warming.[6]
  • I spurned the overture by North Korean leader Kim Jong-il, who attempted to engage me directly on the nuclear weapons issue three years ago as stated by two American experts on Asia said on Wednesday.[7]
  • Already accused by veterans groups of seeking inadequate funds for health care next year, my administration acknowledged yesterday that it is short $1 billion for covering current needs at the Department of Veterans Affairs this year.[8]
  • Because of my stupid Iraq war, the United States' image is so tattered overseas two years after the Iraq invasion that communist China is viewed more favorably than the U.S. in many long-time Western European allies, an international poll has found.[9]
  • In violation of the federal Privacy Act which requires accepting public comment before creating new record systems, my Dept. of Defense built an extensive database of 30 million 16-25-year olds for three years before announcing it.[10]
  • A leading group of pediatricians blasted my "abstinance only" policy for teenage sex education.[11]
  • Helped Iraq replace Afghanistan as the training ground for the next generation of "professionalized" terrorists, according to a report released by the National Intelligence Council.[12]
  • My administration in a Senate Committee cut the budget for rail and mass transit security by 1/3 just before the recent terrorist attacks in London.[13]
  • An independent panel headed by two former U.S. national security advisers said Wednesday that chaos in Iraq was due in part to inadequate postwar planning by my administration.[14]
  • Brutalized more words of the English language than any president in the history of the U.S. --from a viewer
  • The only President in U.S. history who continued his vacation when informed that a well known and capable enemy was PLANNING to attack the United States and the only President who continued reading his book when informed that that same enemy is ATTACKING the United States at that very moment. --from viewer Cameron, Houston, TX
  • Invaded a country [Iraq] and lost.--from a viewer
  • The only President of the U.S. who was shamefully lied to by God since He was strenuously consulted by me prior to this war! I'm very disappointed in Him since we all know he is on our side. (Should I have consulted my father who had fought this very same enemy and had successfully dealt with UN and our allies? Hmmmm...nahhhh...who is he compared to the Higher Father;who, by the way, is on our side!) --from viewer Cameron, Houston, TX
  • The only president going back to Eisenhower allowed to avoid regular press conferences by the media. Other presidents were required to defend their policies in front of the American People - Not a select few. --from a viewer
  • Helped ensure major problems for the Gulf Coast and New Orleans ravaged by Hurricane Katrina by having 3,000 members of the Louisiana National Guard's 256th Brigade, who serve as the front-line saviors when natural disasters strike their home state, sent to Iraq where they can only watch helplessly as the storm batters their neighbors and friends. I also cut funding for the US Army Corps of Engineers. They absorbed a record $71.2 million reduction in federal funding. This was an epic reduction for one fiscal year. The cuts mean major hurricane and flood protection projects will not be awarded to local engineering firms. Also, a study to determine ways to protect the region from a Category 5 hurricane has been shelved for now.[15]
  • Made sure the top U.S. Army contracting official ["Bunny" Greenwood], a whistleblower who first raised criticism over Halliburton's no-bid contract in Iraq, was demoted Sunday for what the army called poor job performance -- the first time her performance was rated low in 20 years.[16]
  • During my presidency in 2004 an extra 1.1 million Americans dropped below the poverty line last year, according to the US Census Bureau. There were 37 million people living in poverty in 2004, up 12.7% from the previous year.[17]
  • My administration was sued by Oregon, California and New Mexico yesterday over my decision to allow road building, logging and other commercial ventures on more than 90,000 square miles of the nation's remaining pristine forests.[18]
  • Right-wing pundit Pat Buchanan called for my impeachment over my lack of enforcement of immigration policy.
  • Was responsible for weakening FEMA so it had problems getting life-sustaining supplies to survivors and buses to evacuate them from New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina. Experts have long warned me that the moves I made would weaken the agency's ability to effectively respond to natural disasters.[19]
  • I won the 2004 presidential election in part because, after my pal and heavy contributor Walden O'Dell, CEO of Ohio-based Diebold Election Systems, largest maker of ballot-coounting equipment in the USA, promised at a 2003 fundraiser to "deliver" that state's electoral votes for me, Ohio ended up going my way despite the predictions of practically every pre-election survey and every exit poll. Ballot anomalies in a number of other key states helped too, including a reported tendency for machines to record votes for my opponent as votes for me. I choose to interpret these things as signs of God's favor.--from viewer Eric, Staten Island, NY
  • Bypassed the Senate to fill a top Justice Department slot with an official whose nomination stalled over the tactics used at the Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, naval facility.[20]

Records and References:

  1. "Analysts linked to intel failure rewarded", AP, May 28, 2005.
  2. "Bush strategy lacks clarity, report asserts", by Bryan Bender, Boston Globe, May 29, 2005.
  3. "US official edited warming, emission link," Reuters, June 8, 2005.
  4. "US overvalued Everglades land, report says", Bloomberg News, June 8, 2005.
  5. "Land Study on Grazing Denounced," by Julie Cart, LA Times, June 18, 2005.
  6. "New US move to spoil climate accord ", by Mark Townsend, The Observer, June 18, 2005.
  7. "Bush spurned secret 2002 N. Korea overture-report," from Reuters, June 22, 2005.
  8. "Funds for Health Care of Veterans $1 Billion Short," by Tom Edsall, Washington Post, June 24, 2005.
  9. "Poll: In wake of Iraq war, allies prefer China to U.S.," CNN, June 24, 2005.
  10. "Talk of the Draft," Detroit Free Press, June 25, 2005, 5A.
  11. "Doctors group says teenagers need access to birth control," by Lindsay Tanner, Detroit Free Press, July 5, 2005.
  12. "Iraq New Terror Breeding Ground War Created Haven, CIA Advisers Report, Dana Priest, Washinton Post, January 14, 2005.
  13. "America's vulnerable railways," by Tom Oliphant, Boston Globe, July 10, 2005.
  14. "Panel: Bush was unready for postwar Iraq." by BARRY SCHWEID, AP, July 27, 2005
  15. "Here's the Funny Part," by William Rivers Pitt, Truthout.org, August 30, 2005.
  16. "Senior Democrat says decision to demote Halliburton worker will chill whistleblowing", Raw Story, August 29, 2005.
  17. "US Poverty Rate Continues to Rise," BBC News, August 30, 2005.
  18. "Three states file suit over national forests," by Terence Chea-AP, The Seattle Times, August 31, 2005.
  19. "Ex-officials say weakened FEMA botched response," by Frank James and Andrew Martin, Chicago-Tribune, September 3, 2005.
  20. "Recess appointment fills Justice post," Omaha.com, September 1, 2005.


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