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| I'm "flipping you the bird" because you didn't get those damn planters out of my way! I don't need to crash my bike just for a photo op! |
| "Look Mum" no trainer wheels! --from a viewer in Australia |
| Ready for a maiden spin after Cheney removed the training wheels. --from viewer Peter, Haydenville, MA |
| I bet Jerry Ford couldn't do this. --from viewer Tom, Middletown, OH |
| The Bush Solution for $4.00 per gallon gas. --from viewer Tom, Middletown, OH |
| See, if you ride your bike inside, you don't run over dog poop! --from viewer Tom, Middletown, OH |
| Mama can't make me ride outside now! --from viewer Tom, Middletown, OH |
| "The Chainster makes me ride indoors, because it might be offensive to our Big Oil brethren to see me not consuming gas." --from Clinton, Denton, TX |
| OK, smart-ass-media-dudes, I've shown I can walk and chew gum at the same time, and that I can ride a bike and talk at the same time, so where's that quail I'm supposed to shoot without wounding any bystanders?"--from Clinton, Denton, TX |
| "At this afternoon's press conference, I want to say - you know - want to tell the world, that I comute to work on a bike, because I feel the pain, the pinch, of high priced gas, and I care about the quality of our air, you know, which we all have to breathe, without being a 100% liar." |
| "At this afternoon's press conference, I want to say - you know - want to tell the world, that I comute to work on a bike, because I feel the pain, the pinch, of high priced gas, and I care about the quality of our air, you know, which we all have to breathe, without being a 100% liar." --from Clinton, Denton, TX |
| "Bill Clinton told me it's easy to go back to being a private citizen. He said it's like riding a bike - you just slip right back into the routine. Well I don't remember the first half of my life ever being this wobbly." --from Clinton, Denton, TX |
| "You know, I'm really getting tired of you guys from America's Funniest Videos following me around all the time! I've got Secret Service dudes around here somewhere, who can really mess you up." --from Clinton, Denton, TX |
| "You see, Lance is from Texas and I'm from Texas, he rides a bike and I ride a bike, the French hate him and the French hate me, he doesn't have any balls and I - oh, nevermind!" --from Clinton, Denton, TX |
| Have you ever gone to the circus and seen one of those monkeys in a suit riding a bicycle? They must be pretty smart, but would you let one of them run the country? Oh, wait - we did already! --from Clinton, Denton, TX |
| In a desperate attempt to improve his popularity among eco-sensitive voters, Dubya dons his best suit and hops on the re-cycling bandwagon. --from Clinton, Denton, TX |
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