George Bush Hunts with Neighbor - from
viewer Sam, in Los Angeles, CA
George Bush and his neightbore are out hunting, when all of the sudden,the neighbor collapses to the floor, his eyes roll to the back of his head, and he stops breathing.
Bush calls Emergency services: "Hello? Hello?"
The calm voice of the emergency operator replies.
"This is emergeny services. What is your emergency?"
Dubya replies: "I was out with my neighbore when he fell to the floor. I think he's dead!"
"Okay, calm down." she says, following protocol. "First we have to make sure he's dead." The line goes quiet for a few seconds, and a single shot is heard.
George Bush goes back on the phone, "Okay, now what?"