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The GOP Congressional freaks,
Are revealed when each of them speaks,
They're easy to despise,
So if voters get wise,
We might soon be rid of these creeps.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

What the hell is the matter with Gaetz?
The Congressman sparks voter regrets,
For when he gets laid,
The broads must be paid,
Otherwise they'll be issuing threats.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

There was a gay man from Fargo,
Who was invited to stay in Key Largo,
Lindsay Graham was there,
And they decided to pair,
So both could unload their cargo.

With his popularity running quite high,
President Biden reached for the sky,
A big relief bill,
Gave voters a thrill,
And Republicans a big black eye.

Lachlan Murdoch claims Fox’s mission,
Is Biden’s “loyal opposition,”
But that’s a load of crap,
For Fox wants to kneecap,
Every Democrat position.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

We've got some important news,
For Senator Cancun Cruz,
Gov. Abbott won't despair,
If you're full of hot air,
Cause he's a political whore like youz.

With tactics that were quite vicious,
Trump's mob behaved seditious,
It's an easy decision,
Sending these cretins to prison,
With punishment that will taste so delicious.

A third vaccine is good news,
That some red states may misuse,
Cuz if a few stupid fools,
Relax Covid rules,
The fight for normality we'll lose.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

The GOP's in Trump's pocket.
CPAC proved one can't block it,
Its speakers were clear-cut,
Each one kissing Trump's butt,
The others were kept off the docket.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Ending Covid mandates in Texas,
Will make it a pandemic nexus,
Governor Abbott doesn’t care,
Though thousands will swear,
The moment they become infectious. -John J., Brooklyn, NY

Abbott’s Covid-19 rodeo,
Will allow more virus to flow,
It's a free-for-all,
That’s going to appall,
And force this governor to eat crow.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Who should pay the $30 million bucks?
How about the destructive dumb fucks,
Trump sent on a rampage,
Who belong in a cage,
Or their "billionaire" leader who sucks.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Not raising the minimum wage,
Is unquestionably an outrage,
It has remained floored,
While prices have soared,
Which Sen. Thune is too dumb to gage.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

You're stuck with me, testified DeJoy,
A disaster who is far from coy,
We don't want a sly whiz,
What we really need is,
A postmaster, not Trump's errand boy.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Florida flew their flags at half-staff,
Which was a ridiculous gaffe,
To commemorate Rush,
You'd think they'd blush,
Or better yet, have a good laugh.
- John J., Brooklyn, NY

From Mar-a-Largo came a loud squeal,
Trump's accountants were forced to reveal,
Tax filings for eight years,
That brought him to tears,
Being a tax cheat is a big deal.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Ted Cruz flying over Trump’s wall,
Became a political football,
Many people were agog,
When he didn’t take his dog,
So Cruz explained, "it was bugger all!"
- John J., Brooklyn, NY

At Mar-a-Lago their golf game stalls,
But not because nature calls,
Or because Trump will cheat,
So he won't get beat,
It's because Lindsey loses his balls.

Many millions of people now pray,
That Trump will soon fade away,
His influence would wane,
And, as less of a pain,
Who'd care whatever he'd say.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump hasn't been held to account,
It's an error we need to surmount,
No votes for his minions,
And their dumb opinions,
Might keep the ass down for the count.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

We know what MAGA means today?
It's Moronic Assholes Gone Astray,
If you're thin or fat,
And it's on you hat,
This acronym won't go away.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

A cold snap caught Texas by surprise,
So the GOP responded with lies,
Acting like Trump,
The deceitful lump,
He's the jackass they idolize.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Why does Lindsay give Trump a pass?
This behavior seems quite crass,
He's hangs around Trump,
Cause this gay chump's,
Dick always seeks more ass.

Greene’s remarks are truly bizarre,
But they won’t win her a cigar,
What she says creates pain,
Because she's insane,
But it makes her a GOP star.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Often Trump’s shysters aren’t paid,
So their efforts are often a charade,
Many are blowhards,
Who repeat his canards,
And most are far from top grade.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

The voters ended Trump’s reign,
Is he still his party’s ball and chain?
He could forswear control,
Step back and just cajole,
Or this asshole just might run again.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump and the GOP are entwined,
There’s no way that they’ll unbind.
Anyone cutting ties,
And or disputing his ,
Is quickly tossed out and maligned.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

We need Covid relief that’s massive,
Not a bill little more than passive,
Millions will be betrayed,
If they don't get quick aid,
There's no time for the impassive.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Republicans need to be aware,
That their behavior is most unfair,
The bedlam they beget,
Has created a threat,
That could soon be beyond repair.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Hawley, Cruz and Cotton,
Three senators who are rotten,
They're easy to despise,
As they echo Trump’s lies,
Proving they're misbegotten.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Gerrymandering has to go,
Having nothing good to bestow,
It’s not democratic,
But it is schismatic,
And engenders political woe.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

When you compare Greene and Cheney,
You realize the latter is brainy,
Cheney's smart and can think,
While Greene needs a shrink,
Because she is evil and zany.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

The GOP can't play fair and square,
Honest elections it cannot bear,
It explains its obsession,
With voter suppression,
Without it its wins would be rare.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

The GOP's current objective,
Besides political invective,
Is to take pride in,
Hampering Biden,
So he's not nearly as effective.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Murdoch's denaturalization
Would be bodacious for our nation,
Lucid people despise,
His spreading Trump lies,
Which is his treasured vocation.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

The GOP can't win fair and square,
Because not enough voters are there,
Hence their aggression,
With voter suppression,
To kick democracy in the derriere.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Although Donald lost the election,
He retains GOP affection,
Thinking he's the victim,
They suck up to him,
It's political genuflection.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump's still presidentially unfit,
But he thinks he still hot shit,
Though they know he's a nut,
Toadies still kiss his butt,
Cuz they fear this deranged ass won't quit.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump's new reality show,
Is finding out where one should go,
To schedule a slot,
For your vaccine shot,
With instructions written in guano.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump, despite his ill repute,
Wants a twenty-one gun salute,
This display of gall,
Amid his downfall,
Proves he's a narcissistic galoot.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Mar-a-Largo should be Trump’'s home,
He must live where the gilded roam,
Where folks are dim,
Who voted for him,
And who'll catch the Covid syndrome.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Each minute several people die,
Which makes a great many cry,
Yet it's the opinions,
Of dumb Trump minions,
It's another news media lie.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Representative Lauren Boebert,
Seems to be mentally inert,
So one should defer,
Getting close to her,
For her breath and bullets can hurt.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Republicans should be ashamed,
Cause they are the ones to be blamed,
Their attempt to void votes.
Very clearly denotes.
They must be indicted and arraigned.-John J. Brooklyn, NY

If Trump wasn't a stupid shit,
He should have already quit,
With no pardon from Pence,
He'll get jail time immense,
And look good in an orange outfit.-John J. Brooklyn, NY

Trump has gone off the rails,
It's the reason why he wails,
That he won the election,
And wants a rejection,
Of all but his dumb fairy tales.-John J. Brooklyn, NY

The GOP has been contented,
With a president who’s demented,
But the stupid ass,
Who is vile and crass,
Makes all others discontented.-John J. Brooklyn, NY

Donald's wrapped in a cloak of lies,
So he will appear to be a prize,
He uses this charade,
Because he's afraid,
What he really is all will despise.-John J. Brooklyn, NY

The Twenty-fifth Amendment for Pence,
Could be his best defense.
Of the accusation,
He’s got a fixation,
With bonds to Trump too intense.-John J. Brooklyn, NY

Trump’s impeachment should be delayed,
Until Biden has his upgrade,
Then there’ll be time to show,
Why Trump needs to go,
And his businesses rate a blockade.-John J. Brooklyn, NY

Trump had chances for success,
But he displayed a lack of finesse,
While receptive to sleaze,
He sidestepped expertise,
And that caused widespread distress.-John J. Brooklyn, NY

Looser is a term Trump despises,
He thinks he deserves to win prizes,
But since he was sworn in,
His winnings have been thin,
Which everyone else realizes.-John J. Brooklyn, NY

Trump’s toadies thought it so sweet,
And their sedition Trump would greet,
But they weren't very clever,
And instead their endeavor,
Led to their massive defeat.-John J. Brooklyn, NY

Trump is a foe of democracy,
And, of course, meritocracy,
He’s deluded, of course,
But shows no remorse,
For wanting his own autocracy.-John J. Brooklyn, NY

Fortunately Pence did not laud,
Claims of large voter fraud,
But as a Trump lackey,
He has been so crappy,
He's proven to be deeply flawed.-John J. Brooklyn, NY

Sleazebags who faulted the election,
Caused much GOP disaffection,
While some did condemn,
The DC mayhem,
Too few backed a Trump rejection.-John J. Brooklyn, NY

The endeavor of Hawley and Cruz,
Was a extremely despicable ruse,
To stir up objection,
To Biden’s election,
To light their Presidential fuse.-John J. Brooklyn, NY

Trump finally had an epic success,
He created a deplorable mess,
What wasn't surprising,
A white nationalist uprising,
Creating a political abscess.-John J. Brooklyn, NY

The actions of Cruz and Hawley,
Were clearly creepy-crawly,
They ignored all the facts,
Having adverse impacts,
With consequences vile and squally.-John J. Brooklyn, NY

Donald McRonald ate burgers and fries,
And became obese to no one's surprise,
He's been taking a drug,
So his arteries won't plug,
But it shrunk his penis to an abnormal size.

Rudy will still try to bone ya,
Whether he's got Covid or pneumonia,
But after this neer'do'well,
Ends up in Hell,
At least from there he won't phone ya.

He said "There was a massive dump,"
Of ballots...not from his rump,
But Trump can't quit,
When he's full of shit,
And Exlax won't cure this chump.

Sen. McConnell's main priority,
Is making sure he's not a minority,
So elect Warnock and Ossoff,
So McConnell can't jack-off,
After he loses his Senate majority.

At the North Pole there's lots of elves,
With no gifts for Trump on their shelves,
Just one Christmas card,
Written by their bard,
That says, "Trumps go fuck yourselves!"

Guess who emphatically stated,
Covid death figures are inflated?
How the hell would Tump know,
The uncaring no-show,
Where the dead and dying are located.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Those out of work need a hand,
Two thousand bucks would be grand,
On food it'll be spent,
Or to pay off the rent.
But Moscow Mitch has taken a stand.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump has made an impression,
About presidential succession,
Don't elect any crooks
Or ones who won't read books,
To achieve presidential progression.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Moscow Mitch does have the power,
To induce Senators to cower,
Because he can’t stand,
People getting two grand,
It's not our finest hour.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

The Russian cyber attack,
Means Trump’s got Putin’s back,
Our traitorous creep,
Hardly uttered a peep,
Biden won't cut Putin some slack.- John J. Brooklyn, NY

The GOP won't clean up its act,
Even when their party has cracked,
They've clearly split,
And must get rid of their shit,
By ensuring the crazies are sacked.- John J. Brooklyn, NY

Every economic forecaster,
Says employment should grow faster,
The GOP says no,
Making it grow slow,
To stick Biden with a disaster.- John J. Brooklyn, NY

Trump’s obsessed with toilet flow,
Every time that he needs to go,
Which is very petty,
But he won't get sweaty
Over an ICU's overflow.- John J. Brooklyn, NY

In a Trump building one can piss,
Without having to feel amiss,
On an escalator,
Or an elevator,
Aim carefully so you won’t miss.- John J. Brooklyn, NY

The Russian cyber attack,
Means Trump’s got Putin’s back,
Our traitorous creep,
Hardly uttered a peep,
Biden won't cut Putin that slack.- John J. Brooklyn, NY

Trump is no longer our leader,
He’s now a disaster breeder,
Our computers attacked,
The economy sacked,
The clown’s now a Covid feeder.
- John J., Brooklyn, NY

In a effort to subvert the vote,
Donald’s efforts became cutthroat,
He let Rudy loose,
Who cooked his goose,
With the antics of a showboat.
- John J., Brooklyn, NY 

Although Civid-19 deaths have soared,
The crisis left Trump very bored,
He thinks his fuss,
Over voting’s a plus,
But those antics the judges ignored.- John J., Brooklyn, NY 

The pandemic merits a new name,
That’s linked to those we should shame,
It’s the departing schmuck,
Who let Covid run amok,
“Trump Virus” pinpoints the blame.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

He gives our nation a black eye,
Although some think Trump's a great guy,
They overlook his defeats,
And appreciate his tweets,
And his bullshit they're willing to buy.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

President Trump’s final days of rage,
Makes one think he belongs in a cage,
By his recent decrees,
He has proven that he’s,
Overdue to be yanked offstage.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

President Trump’s final days of rage,
Makes one think he belongs in a cage,
By his recent decrees,
He has proven that he’s,
Overdue to be yanked offstage.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

With three thousand lives lost in a day,
Trump ought to have a kind word to say,
But his frown and blank stare,
Shows he's not one to care,
He’d much rather be golfing today.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

They'll be an answer to our prayer,
If Trump descends purgatory’s stair,
To permanently dwell,
Rotting away in hell,
While screaming it’s really unfair.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

There's a new bucket list goal for me,
That’s something you might want to see,
I now really crave,
To piss on Trump’s grave,
I'd be delighted if you'd join me.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Voters in Georgia could save the day,
Diminishing widespread dismay,
Two Senate wins,
Won't offset GOP sins,
But it will let Dems shout hooray.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Donald’s behavior isn't sang-froid,
Because he has become paranoid,
His enemies galore,
Who he does abhor,
He’s obsessed to see destroyed.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Thanks to his daddy being rich,
Donald never had to dig a ditch,
But with skills far from great,
He had to compensate,
By lying like a son of a bitch.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Donald has a new group to hate:
GOP Secretaries of State,
They gave him the facts,
Which he always attacks,
But that’s not going to alter his fate.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Goofy Rudy went around mask free,
So that one could clearly see,
That behaving wacky,
As Trump’s legal lackey,
Meant he wouldn't stay Covid free.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Melania’s tennis pavilion,
Is likely to cost over a million,
With the virus amok,
The proposal does suck,
For it clearly is reptilian.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Donald now has an imperfection,
So he’s contesting the election,
He needs something to do,
Now that he cannot screw,
Cuz he’s too old for an erection- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Donald’s in a very depressed state,
Because he has a lot on his plate,
Although he’s a looser,
He isn’t a boozer,
What's left is to abdicate.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Rudy will still try to bone ya,
Whether he's got Covid or pneumonia,
So don't wish him well,
Let him go to Hell,
At least from there he can't phone ya.

The Trump family's reputation,
Has a scandal marred gestation,
All are bad actors,
And some malefactors,
That's not beneath their aspiration.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

High Covid death counts on each day,
Might take months to fade away,
But Trump doesn’t care,
Nor think it unfair, .
For it leaves him more to slay.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Let us hope Biden will soon have hired ,
Competent people that Trump has fired,
Not those who would lie,
Or praise him to the sky,
Or believe that Trump was inspired.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

For the polite, Trump is a nitwit,
For many, he gives rise to a fit,
He's inept and crude,
He's nasty and rude,
But for me, he's simply a shit.
-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Trump's going to leave Biden a mess,
That Biden will have to address,
Voters in the Peach State,
Could help him actuate,
Two senators to achieve success.
-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Our economy’s is in a deep slump.
In need of a strong upward bump,
But McConnell says no,
So he can torpedo,
A rebound not credited to Trump.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Trump is usually quite lazy,
But he’ll be pardoning like crazy,
For those with family ties,
Echoers of his lies,
And allies with links that are hazy.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Trump’s nuttiness has reached a new peak,
He’s now ranting like some sort of freak,
The ass had expected,
He'd be re-elected,
A belief that was not tongue-in-cheek.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Post-election the Trumpy is bitter,
Spends his days lamely ranting on Twitter,
So while wailing 'bout hacks,
He'll eat seven Big Macs,
Then go change his Depends in the shitter.-from viewer Brian Weissman, Seattle, WA

When Trump learned he lost the election,
He couldn't accept his rejection,
With moaning and whining,
Gross fraud keeps assigning,
But it's all a time-wasting deflection.-from viewer Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Joe Biden proved Trump is a twit,
With the voters, he wasn't a hit,
Of course Trump cried "foul",
Proceeded to howl,
But it won't change the outcome a bit!
-from viewer Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

There was an old blowhard named Trump,
The personification of chump,
He'd shoot off his mouth,
From the North to the South,
Then blow promises out of his rump.-anonymous submission

Republicans are twiddling their thumbs,
While the rest of the nation succumbs,
With a piercing scream,

To Covid Nineteen,
And its very gruesome outcomes.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

When the election was over,
Trump thought he'd be rolling in clover,
But he's having a fit,
Cuz he can't admit,
Results that he must get over.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Three cheers for Secretaries of State,
Who didn’t rise to The Donald’s bait,
They did an honest count,
And found zero amount,
Of their states' vote tallies to negate.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

There's a vain jackass from Queens,
Who's had extremely weird dreams,
One was being his thing,
To become our King,
Biden's win torpedoed such schemes.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Many millions are now unemployed,
But Mitch McConnell is paranoid,
About giving them aid,
Because he is afraid,
The Democrats would be overjoyed.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Why not offer Trump a full reprieve,
If he would immediately leave,
To be rid of the ass,
Would end the impasse,
Making goals easier to achieve.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Covid deaths are accelerating,
While Trump’s reactions are frustrating,
For he always stalls,
Any responses to calls,
For actions that would be mitigating.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Senate elections in the Peach State,
Will affect the economy's fate,
If the GOP wins,
It'll continue its sins,
So the job outlook won't be great.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

A pandemic that's out of control,
Seems to be Trump's post election goal,
As he's mentally dim,
Doing nothing for him,
Is an ideal role for this asshole.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Our Supreme Court's shift on the right,
Has created a rational fright,
Large gatherings to pray,
Should cause much dismay,
By adding to our Covid plight.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Trump by ignoring the contagion,
Is engaged in a vile evasion,
Many thousands will die,
But we won't see him cry,
Cuz for him deaths aren't a dissuasion.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

After the voters toppled Trump,
The stock market took a big jump,
Investors realized,
A White House normalized,
Could end the economic slump.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Thanks to Trump's Supreme Court pick,
There will be more Covid-19 sick,
Worshiping en masse,
Now's a protected class,
So more will have a bucket to kick.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Our nation deserves some good luck,
Now that the dumb cluck is a lame duck,
We should take great pride in,
Electing Joe Biden,
And removing a vile orange schmuck.
-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

With a few more months to plunder,
We all must start to wonder,
Does Trump have the zeal,
To continue to steal,
While ripping the country asunder.

Melania must have done the math,
Staying married to a psychopath,
In a relationship transactional,
It's certainly quite factual,
That when he cheats she takes a bath.

If there are Trump flags on your truck,
I'll know you're a first-class shmuck,
Displaying this banner,
In an unseemly manner,
Shows you don't give a fu*k.

As Trump departs will he show some class,
Or does he maintain his efforts to harass?
A tranquil transition,
Would display cognition,
Except for one who is a jackass.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

By preventing Trump’s re-election,
Voters expressed their rejection,
Besides censorious, 
It was inglorious,
Reflecting their widespread objection.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Trump is showing no inhibition,
About obstructing the transition,
The ass was defeated,
Without being cheated,
He'll soon find himself in perdition.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Senators Loeffler and Perdue,
Ought to be given what what they are due,
Let's hope all Georgians,
Ignore their contortions,
And voters don't let them squeak through.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Trump greatest success as president,
About which he was impenitent,
Although not desirous,
He did spread the virus,
Killing thousands without precedent.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Trump lost interest in Covid-19,
About this he can't come clean,
Thousands more will die,
While he repeats the lie:
There was no reason to intervene.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Republicans won't even try, 
To limit the number who'll die,
Their lack of concern,
Makes one want to squirm,
The GOP all must decry.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Cheating for Trump is a way of life,
He's unconcerned about causing strife,
His abhorrent conceit,
Of rejecting defeat,
Is causing Covid deaths to run rife.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Trump ought to put our nation first,
Not treat it as if he's accursed,
A stymied transition,
Is a depraved mission,
He deserves to be tossed out headfirst.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Had Donald been reelected,
The world would've been dejected,
A virus uncontrolled,
Would have taken hold,
And millions would have beeen infected.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

What the hell is the matter with Trump?
The jerk won't he get off his fat rump,
Though thousands are dying,
He's not even trying,
To suppress a big covid bump.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump likes the poorly educated,
To him they're very dedicated,
DeVos provided more,
As her assigned chore,
Whom he quickly manipulated.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Why does Trump create such a fuss?
He clearly doesn’t care about us,
He's a snake in the grass,
Trying to save his ass,
His intransigence is treasonous.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

When events go astray Trump gets riled,
And he act like an irksome child,
Votes didn't go his way,
So he's claiming foul play,
He should be booted out and reviled.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Even though Trump will soon be gone,
And there will be a brand new dawn,
He can still manage,
To do more damage,
And more violence he could spawn.

Although Trump has become a lame duck,
He has not stopped running amok,
He's used his position,
To wreck the transition,
It's more proof that he's a dumb fuck.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

As Trump departs will he show some class,
Or maintain his efforts to harass?
A tranquil transition,
Would display cognition,
But Trump was born to be a jackass.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

The only fraud in the election,
Was the one subject to ejection,
Our commander-in-cheat,
Who won't admit defeat,
Deserves his widespread rejection.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump can't stand being defeated,
So he claims that he was cheated,
It's one more blatant lie,
That only dummies buy,
Thank God the clown was unseated.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Let's give Doctor Fauchi three loud cheers,
And defeated Trump well-deserved jeers,
The former's impressive,
The latter's depressive,
Let us rejoice when Trump disappears.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

This election was sheer perfection,
By preventing Trump's re-election,
Besides censorious,
It was inglorious,
Reflecting our widespread objection.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

So goodness has just come to pass,
'Cause Biden has kicked Donald's ass.
No more of his cheating,
His bleating and tweeting,
Return to a government with class!
-from viewer Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Donald Trump missed his quota,
In the state of Minnesota,
The LOSER acted bitter,
Complaining on Twitter,
It's clear he's not changed one iota.-from viewer Jan, Roermond, Netherlands

There was a President named Trump,
He had a big fat rump,
Like the turd that he is,
Face the color of Cheese Whiz,
America voted him straight to the dump.-from a viewer

QAnon folks thinks Trump's their savior,
Despite his outlandish behavior,
They think he is great,
Dems view him with hate,
He deserves naught but our disfavor.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Though Trump is a screwup grand master,
He said Fauchi was a disaster,
But if Trump gets his way,
The only thing to say,
Is Covid deaths will surge much faster.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump's not considered presidential,
Most voters deem him unessential,
He's very lazy,
Tells lies like crazy,
Lately he has been pestilential.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump says should he loose the election,
He may react to this rejection,
By claiming it's a fraud,
And then moving abroad,
Putin'll give him love and protection.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Will anyone in Trump's circle die?
He certainly is not one to cry,
All of them ought to quit,
And not work for the shit,
If they stay, they should ask themselves why?-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

She'll take away our 'right to choose',
The post of a Justice, abuse,
With Barrett in power,
With each passing hour,
The more of our freedoms we'll lose.-from viewer Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Trump's Court pick Amy C. Barrett,
Says "can't answer that" like a parrot,
Says she knows the law,
Has even more jaw,
Says "I'm always right, I declare it!"-from viewer Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Donald J. Trump is an inept cluck,
That's why the virus is running amok,
The census is skewed,
The Post Office screwed,
And our economy's now unstuck.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Being maskless shows Trump doesn't care,
About anyone else's welfare,
He puts himself first,
Proving he's the worst,
As Head of State, he's a nightmare.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Does Trump want to immunize the herd?
An idea experts know is absurd,
It would wipe out millions,
Of blameless civilians,
It's why no one should vote for this turd.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

If Amy B. gets on the Court,
You'll be screwed if you need to abort,
It's back to contortions,
Knitting needle abortions,
Women's health falling way short.-from viewer Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Amy B. is a great obfuscator,
A great minion to Trump, the dictator,
When she's tempted to lie,
Platitudes she'll let fly,
Like her boss, a truth fabricator.-from viewer Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Amy B. is a great obfuscator,
A transparent truth fabricator,
When she's tempted to lie,
Platitudes she'll let fly,
To democracy she is a traitor.-from viewer Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

There surely are no ifs, ands or buts,
Attending a Trump rally is nuts.
Folks get close and shout,
So there is no doubt,
The virus will hone in on their guts.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump could cause you to take a header,
For his actions get people deader,
Should he take off his mask?
It could spawn your last gasp,
Cuz he's become a superspreader.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn,

Said the virus, I'll have the last laugh,
It's clear if you just do the math,
Now POTUS is sick,
Cause he believed his own schtick,
Covid's working on Biden's behalf!-from viewer Kira Weissman, Norroy, France

Said POTUS, masks just aren't for me,
Those who wear them look super wimpy,
So the virus got in,
Trump's chances are slim,
And the Dems are laughing with glee!-from viewer Kira Weissman, Norroy, France

Trump's toadies are paying a steep price,
Working for someone who's not nice,
He's a super spreader,
Making more folks deader,
He treats them like laboratory mice.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

So POTUS scorned wearing a mask,
Called that a superfluous task,
Now he's got the infection,
Screwed up the election,
His fault? Well, you don't have to ask.-from viewer Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Now that Trump has COVID-19,
Be honest, it's every Democrats dream,
While he's feeling down,
Let's get rid of this clown,
Cast your vote. You know which way to lean.-from viewer Naomi Wark, Camano Island, WA

Donald J. Trump finally paid the price,
Of failing to heed expert advice,
There's no guessing game,
How he became fair game,
In his Covid fool's paradise.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

A vaccine that is pre-election,
Is unlikely to be be perfection,
It won't be well tested,
And therefore contested,
By many who'll doubt its protection.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Without a doubt, Trump's greatest success,
Is his knack for creating a mess,
One that's beyond the pale,
Is screwing up the mail,
More proof that he is worse than useless.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

The CDC's becoming a joke,
Due to Trump toady's claim it misspoke,
They do this to deceive,
What we need to believe,
Is a CDC Trump hasn't broke.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump is now feeling dejected,
Because he won't be re-elected,
His recent repertoire,
Of opinions bizarre,
Should ensure that the jerk's rejected.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Some believe Trump is a harmless twit,
Others claim he's a conniving shit,
Whatever he may be,
Most of us can agree,
As president, he's clearly unfit.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump's convinced that he's perfection,
And that he's going to win the election,
Let's reveal our deep hate,
And set the asshole straight,
Through Joseph R. Biden's selection.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY


As a citizen Murdoch's unfit,
He treats his adopted country like shit,
Fox News echoes Trump's lies,
And scripts what Trump decries,
To garner an abhorrent profit.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

How will Trump deal with rejection,
If he looses the election?
Will he say, "Hell no,
I'm not going to go,"
Or abide by Biden's selection?-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

When Jared has a task to head up,
Those working on it often throw up,
He is a past master,
At causing disaster,
Who's perceived as a total screwup.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump supporters are very perverse,
As they manage to make matters worse,
While homes were inflamed,
There were looters they claimed,
Causing some not to flee and to curse.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump disparages the CDC,
For not knowing as much he,
Deaths are climbing higher,
And the outlook's dire,
For he won't heed those brighter you see.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Several words you can say rhyme with Trump,
There's grump, lump, rump, and schlump.
But the best of all,
If you have the gall,
Is when you hear his name, shout dump!-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

A vaccine before the election,
Might give rise to Trump's resurrection,
But if it proved a flop,
He'd quickly take a hop,
And blame Biden for its selection.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump, a climate change denier,
Who's known as a constant liar,
In fact there's no confusion,
But a very clear conclusion:
He knows temperature will get higher.-from viewer Jan, Roermond, Netherlands

Russia owns Trump somehow,
So let's all make this vow,
Get rid of the Turd,
On November third,
So he can't sell condos in Moscow.
-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

"I still like playing it down,"
Argues the simple-minded clown,
Tens of thousands have died,
While Tweety lied,
He's the most evil loser in town.
-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

The tapes won't let us forget,
Trump lied about the COVID threat,
Said the virus would disappear,
Then stuck his head up his rear,
While the country played Russian roulette.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

Trumpsters are political tools,
Aboard the Ship of Fools,
They believe the lies and tweets,
Search for bone spurs on his feet,
Dine on the gruel from his stool.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

Of the ones who heard Trump and Fauchi,
How much better off some would be,
If they obeyed Tony,
And not Trump's baloney,
They'd have a chance of being Trump free.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump's appointees are a motley crew,
Who believe what Trump says is true,
Besides being pure scum,
Most are venal and dumb,
One just hankers to tell them screw you!-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump seems to have gone off his rocker,
With statements extremely improper,
When he's opened his yap,
Nothing came out but crap,
That we hope will cause him a shocker.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

If there is a Q on your T-shirt,
It's untruth that you're trying to blurt,
Which with your dense allies,
And your trusting Trump's lies,
Prove that you are a really dumb squirt.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump's recent comments have been cuckoo,
Did they derive from some bugaboo?
What brought about the need,
To dash to Walter Reed?
Was it to search for Donald's loose screw?-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump finally decided to come clean,
That he knew about Covid-19,
To avoid a panic,
What he did was manic,
Making us all want to scream.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Should Donald Trump be re-elected?
There's no need to be dejected,
All off us can call for,
Impeachment once more,
With Covid-19 interjected.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump's audacity is outrageous,
He deliberately betrayed us,
His avoiding panic,
Was an act satanic,
When we required acts sagacious.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Slippery dickory Donald,
Sought adulation like Ronald,
So he wooed all the snobs,
The slobs and the mobs,
But wound up as Ronald McDonald.-from viewer Jayge

Trump's an all around mess,
Corrupt, two-faced, and heinous,
Orange face like a pumpkin,-
Prick fit for a Munchkin,
His mouth is really his anus.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

Trump strains to explain,
His hypocrisy again,
He cannot escape,
The Woodward tapes,
His charade is truly insane.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

Trump insulted the Marines' war dead,
When he avoided rain on his head,
That would spoil his hairstyle,
Which most yearn to defile,
That's why scorn for the asshole's widespread.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump wants his likeness on Mount Rushmore,
A carving most people would abhor,
No one wants Donald's face,
On this historic place,
It should be scratched on a restroom door.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Ready or not, a vaccine will come,
A hurried launch could prove to be dumb,
What if it had a quirk,
And it might not work,
Or it could send you to kingdom come?-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

The extremely callous things that Trump said, 
About military maimed and dead,
Is indefensible,
And reprehensible,
It will follow him to his deathbed.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump's new postmaster who's named DeJoy, 
Is a very irresponsible cowboy,
He's screwed up the mail,
To insure it'll fail,
Proving he's one more Trump errand boy.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump, a notorious draft ducker,
Apparently thinks I'm a sucker,
I resent his smears
For I served three years,
So go to hell, you stupid fucker!-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump turmoil is absurd,
Must be stopped on November 3rd,
Vote to end his reign,
Flush him down the drain,
So he lands in a cesspool of turds.
-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

Why did Trump slink off to Walter Reed?
It was suspicious people agreed,
As it wasn't announced,
The news media pounced,
And his supporters became worried.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump's brain is the antimatter,
With his "Suckers and Losers" chatter,
He's a draft dodging zero,
Who insults our heroes,
Upon him go empty your bladder.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

Trump wants to open schools quick 
Claiming few students will get sick,
Teachers are raising hell,
For some a death knell,
Inflicted by a dumb lunatic.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump says that some people should vote twice,
An illegal act that's not nice,
Votes at polls and by mail,
Could land someone in jail,
For heeding his ludicrous advice.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump's thinking of Herd Immunity,
Which would clobber one community,
Lots of old folks would die,
But he would not cry,
For he would have full impunity.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump has pressured the CDC,
To issue pronouncements that agree,
With his wild claims,
And political games,
No matter how dimwitted they'll be.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Donald Trump's floundering GOP,
Is so chaotic it can't agree,
On which platform to choose,
So keep watching Fox News,
To find out what the platform should be.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump is becoming anxious to preen,
And announced there's a Covid vaccine,
But if it's a bust,
He'll quickly adjust,
And blame Biden for what's not foreseen.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump's violations of the Hatch Act,
Are a very well established fact,
He revealed all his slime,
By committing the crime,
His replacement wouldn't reenact.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Democracy Trump wants to destroy,
So voter suppression brings him joy,
To foil voting by mail,
On a national scale,
He assigned the lowlife named DeJoy.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

All Trump's tweets and his chatter,
Declare only his life matters,
White, black, or brown,
The rest of us are clowns,
Here to serve him the world on a platter.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

A know-it-all right from the start,
Disagree and Trump'll tear you apart,
Cruel when he rants and rages,
No problem putting kids in cages,
Wonder if the fool has a heart.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

Trump's a hair and makeup geek,
His ties highlight his orange cheeks,
Fashion advice he won't take,
His wierd hairdo is fake,
He looks like a side show freak.
-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

Trump is delighted to enthuse,
About the pundits on Fox News,
He echos their lies,
To his dense allies,
While the rest of our nation he screws-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

All QAnon disciples are nuts,
They don't realize Trump's a klutz,
Who's been given a curse,
To make matters worse,
Don't vote for this incompetent putz.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Lost popular vote to a dame,
Impeached for bribing Ukraine,
When Trump loses in November,
History will make him a member,
Of the Presidential Hall of Shame.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

"Ludicrous" is surely the word,
That describes our head "Tweety bird,"
Of course I mean Trump,
That demented old Chump,
That he's President is truly absurd!-from Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Tweety wants kids back in school,
"I know it all' is his golden rule,
Safe home learning for his child,
In schools the virus runs wild,
Trump's a very dangerous fool.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

Trump claims the virus is easy to kill,
Just take the hydroxychloroquine pill,
He praised Dr. Voodoo,
For defending his doo-doo,
Lying is Trump's only skill.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

Putin took a nasty dump,
All over his lap dog Trump,
Bunker Boy started to cry,
When Vladimir used his tie,
To wipe his Russian rump.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

Trump has a couple of slugs,
Who defend everything that he does,
Barr ignores the crimes,
Pence laps up the slime,
For the biggest turd that ever was.
-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

Trump's screwing up the Census this year,
The reason for doing so is clear,
If he wholly deletes,
Some Congressional seats,
Dems'll loose seats in Congress I fear.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump believed that his nepotism,
Would diminish White House schism,
As his family's not bright,
Their efforts were slight,
So much for favoritism.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump wants to curtail voting by mail,
Despite the deaths it'll entail,
He has an obsession,
With voter suppression,
Even if it kills all the frail.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Rushing to find a vaccine really quick,
Has led to promises overly slick,
They aren't realistic,
Driving us ballistic,
In the meantime more will get sick.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Stormy McDaniels and Donald Trump,
Went down to the bunker to hump,
When he pulled out his thing,
She couldn't stop laughing,
And had no use for his stump.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

To Putin, Trump's a fool to destroy,
To Rocket Man, a clown to annoy,
Together with perfection,
They'll taint the election,
Because Comrade Trumpski's their boy.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

An echo in the White House named Pence,
Repeats all of Trump’s lies cuz he’s dense,
Trumpvirus success,
Economic progress,
And Mexicans who pay for the fence.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Free our nation from the Trump stain,
Ought to be our election refrain,
Let’s screw the GOP,
To set our nation free,
So our democracy we can regain.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

For tests of the Trumpvirus vaccine,
The elderly are not being seen,
As a virus bullseye,
They’re most likely to die,
Their exclusion is clearly obscene.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

I appreciate Trump in rhyme,
It draws attention to his slime,
Including his lies,
And his sleazy allies,
Let’s hope he’ll soon be doing time.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump wouldn’t care about death tallies,
If he could resume having rallies,
If the Trumpvirus spreads,
Leaving many more dead,
He’d hide all the bodies in alleys.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump's pronouncement that Biden hurt God,
Was a claim that most found odd,
His reputation was hurt,
From what Trump did blurt,
Adding proof that he's a vile clod.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Orange Puss wants the perfect track,
For his RNC yackety yack,
He should fly to North Korea,
To air his verbal diarrhea,
Then stay there and never come back.
-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, FL

He said, "Corona is an invasive beer,
It's foreign alcohol that doesn't belong here,"
When told it's a virus,
That's killed many of us,
Trump reinserted his head up his rear.
-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, FL

MAGA's become well-worn baggage,
TURD is Trump's new campaign adage,
"Tweet-Unrelenting-Rancor-Deceit"
Assures a glut of raw meat,
For the fools who gorge on his garbage.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, FL

Faulting experts is one of Trump's quirks,
After Fauci he moved on to Birx,
But not his cronies,
Fox TV phonies,
Or any other butt-kissing jerks.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

China was Covid-19's first home,
It very quickly started to roam,
Rather than disappear,
It was nourished here,
As Trump helped make it homegrown.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

I'm convinced that Trump is wacky,
And he's likely Putin's lackey,
As he sucks up to him,
Trump is that dim,
And he certainly is that tacky.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump is a turd from New York,
Who stammers through scripts like McDork,
Nothing heartfelt to say,
He wastes most of each day,
Watching cartoons and fondling his pork.
-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, FL

I know a self-centered clown from Queens,
Who acts like a snot-nosed teen,
When he doesn't get his way,
He Tweets garbage for days,
He's actually more neurotic than he seems.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, FL

I know a baby from Queens,
Who glows orange when reporters get mean,.
He cries, "Enough is enough",
Then his bowel erupts,
And it's off to the bunker to get clean.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, FL

How many thousands more will Trump kill,
Til the GOP has had its fill?
It helps the deranged schmuck,
To run unchecked and amok,
While sticking us all with the bill.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Only the voters can stop the ass,
For the GOP's taken a pass,
As the world is amiss,
We cannot be remiss,
It is time that we respond en masse.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

So the Trumpies hope Donnie will win,
As they wipe crusty drool from their chin,
They'll have to go hidin',
Because along will come Biden,
Who will shor nuff get under their skin.-from viewer a nony muss, Chicago, IL

Hickory dickory dock,
Vlad smacked Fat Don with his jock,
Fat Donnie did cry,
Wiping pubes from his eye,
As old Putin strolled right down the block.-from viewer a nony muss, Chicago, IL

Hickory Dickory Dock,
Trump was sucking some Russian C @ c k,
The clock struck 2,
Putin dropped his goo,
Mel stood there alone and in shock.-from viewer a nony muss, Chicago, IL

There once was a fat boy from Queens,
Who couldn't get Putin's pole clean,
He rubbed and he spit,
On the fat tip of it,
But all it did do is go C R E A M...-from viewer a nony muss, Chicago, IL

FAT DON spends all day long in his BUNKER,
He fancies himself a SPELUNKER,
He sticks out his head,
And much to his dread,
We yell: Get back in there you FAT FUNKER!-from viewer a nony muss, Chicago, IL

Mel sat crying alone on a stump,
Screaming, "why did I say yes to Trump,
I am in such dismay,
I miss Russia today,"
Vlad said, "Why did you marry the chump?"-from viewer a nony muss, Chicago, IL

Trump genuflected to Vlad on one knee,
Don said what a strong leader are yee,
Vlad said, "Now you'll do what I say,"
Or you will go away!
When I release the tape with the pee!"-from viewer a nony muss, Chicago, IL

Don sat all alone in his chair,
Overcombing his bleach blonde "hair,"
He scratched at a bug,
Then pulled off his rug,
Then started to cry in despair!
-from viewer a nony muss, Chicago, IL

Let’s give credit where credit’s due,
With a chance to turn the screw,
Find a name for our plague,
That’s specific, not vague,
I think the Trumpvirus will do.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump’s enablers like Fox and Sinclair,
Find telling truth about him unfair,
It exposes Trump’s lies,
Agitates his allies,
And lays his incompetence bare.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Who completed Trump’s SAT?
Was it someone else or was it he?
When he got to Penn,
Who took his tests then?
Was it Trump or a smart Chimpanzee?-John J., Brooklyn, NY

The GOP’s hope for survival,
Is a victory for Trump’s rival.
If Biden cleans his clock,
Trump’s a laughingstock.
Which might prompt a GOP revival.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump declares our nation’s blessed,
Cuz he aced his cognitive test,
But he’s still psychotic,
As well as despotic,
We will keep on being depressed.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Now is the right time for some truth,
Trump never had a pet in his youth,
Not a doggy or cat,
Or tiny white rat,
That’s why he became so uncouth.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump’s old preexisting condition,
Means he’s in a risky position,
Mix Vietnam “bone spur”,
With the virus and stir,
And he’s forever out of commission.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump's "reversed himself" on the virus,
That his caring should surely inspire us,
But my bullshit detection,
Says "it's
about re-election",
His deceptions incessantly tires us.-from Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Relentless evil Trump's spewing,
And all for Obama's undoing,
His Executive Orders,
Bad deals without borders,
Its ALL OF US that he's screwing.-from Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Fauchi provides fact-based advice,
While Trump wants his lies to suffice,
Many folks feel abused,
Because they're confused,
And our country is paying the price.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Why are the maskless pathetic?
It's because they're not empathetic,
When anyone asks,  
Why they won't wear a mask,
They respond by acting frenetic.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

The four presidents on Mount Rushmore,
Have been nauseated for ever more,
Risky fireworks,
And unmasked jerks,
Plus a President most abhor.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Why does Trump wear a long tie?
He doesn’t look like a well-dressed guy,
So is it deflection,
To hide an erection,
When he forgets to zip up his fly?-John J., Brooklyn, NY

The Trump fortune is a masquerade,
That didn’t start with the carriage trade,
It’s origins were grubby,
And not country clubby,
'Twas the gold miners paid to get laid.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

A Trump treatment for Covid-19,
Has consequences all foreseen,
A UV-C light,
Even inserted just right,
Will create an ER scene.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Predator Trump was forced to flee,
From a large protest in D.C.,
So inside a bunker,
He had to hunker,
So he could watch it all on TV.

"I lie about things big and small,
Others claim I have too much gall,
But my base doesn't care,
If I'm full of hot air,
Cause for any red meat they'll crawl."

Trump's supporters won't wear a mask,
For them it's a complex task,
Or maybe they don't,
Just because Trump won't,
Cuz for him it's an onerous ask.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump’s weak pollution regulations,
To boost our economic expectations,
Were a less effective move,
To get business to improve,
Than a change in administrations.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

He's a venomous virus viper,
Whose tweets are contentious and hyper,
He says there's no danger,
He, Trump's the game changer,
All the while going poop in his diaper.
-from Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

The debates should for us be a treat,
Watching Trump-y go down in defeat,
When he opens his yap,
All that comes out is crap,
Which he'll later repeat in a tweet.-from Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

With baited breath we are waiting,
To hear Trump and Biden debating,
Because Joe's calm and cool,
While Don's a damn fool,
We'll see how much it plummets his rating.-from Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Clearly not just a matter of age,
Biden's calm while Trump's in a rage,
So we're eagerly waiting,
To see them debating,
And watch Trump-y fall off the stage.-from Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Everything about him is small,
His hands, brain and dick, that's not all...
His support base is shrinking,
Maybe most of them thinking,
That he must be defeated this fall.-from Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Oklahoma -- political fail,
Made excuses to no avail,
Why Trump fumbled his glass,
Nearly fell on his ass,
His campaign almost sure to derail.-from Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

A political fail -- Oklahoma
Qualified him the loser's diploma.
Made excuses galore,
Can't do ramps anymore
And his staff didn't like his "aroma."-from Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

"I've got a plan you should hear,
It'll make the virus disappear,
I'm really not jesting,
Just stop the testing,
Until after this
election year."

"My Tulsa crowd was too sparse,
Making my rally a farce,
If I can't change my shtick,
And do it quick,
I'll keep falling flat on my arse."

"You’re a shining example, Oh, China,
Has there ever been anything finer?
I know you infect me,
But help re-elect me,
And you can have North Carolina!"-from John Nichol, Sydney, Austrialia

Donald’s built his own world within Twitter,
Are you hearing the patter and pitter,
Of the mad little feet,
In the belfry each tweet?
I’m afraid he’s escaped from his sitter.-from John Nichol, Sydney, Austrialia

"Hello Tulsa! Well, you two and me,
That’s a sum and I know it makes three,
But the stadium’s full,
Cause I only talk bull,
So I say it’s a million and three."-from John Nichol, Sydney, Austrialia

"They’re attacking my people out there!
It’s those bastards from Lafayette Square!
Did you see what I did?
Yeah it’s all in The Id,
I just pull this stuff out of thin air."-from John Nichol, Sydney, Austrialia

He's an anarchist, sowing disorder,
He's a pestilence, border to border,
He's the Virus-in-Chief,
And the comic relief,
And a twittering nonsense recorder.-from John Nichol, Sydney, Austrialia

Well he's brave in his Bunker down there,
With his Stormtroopers clearing the air,
But for all of his tootin',
He's frightened of Putin,
And shakes like a leaf when he's there.-from John Nichol, Sydney, Austrialia

Demonstrators in Lafayette Square,
Were too much for Trump to bear,
So he chose to hunker,
In the White House bunker,
So his aides could sooth him with care.- from John J., Brooklyn, NY

When Donald Trump emits a fart,
All his cabinet members take heart,
When they let out the yell,
"What a wonderful smell,"
Then his meetings with toadies can start.- from John J., Brooklyn, NY

There were thousands in Trump's Tulsa crowd,
Close together and cheering out loud,
They thought it was great,
When Trump spewed his hate,
Now many are wrapped in a shroud.- from John J., Brooklyn, NY

A creature of wretched intent,
Couldn't handle the sound of dissent,
So the cowardly Bitch,
Ran away with a hitch,
Of his skirts, and he Bunkering went.-from John Nichol, Sydney, Austrialia

"I know all about equal, we're brothers,
And sisters and some could be mothers,
Other pigs are my source,
We're all equal, of course,
Only some are more equal than others."
-from John Nichol, Sydney, Austrialia

Abe and Donald, alike from the start,
Only a mother could tell them apart,
Donald's doing a sum,
On his shovel, by gum,
Just to show you the good in his heart.
-from John Nichol, Sydney, Austrialia

"It's a Bible," he said with a frown,
"I don’t care if it is upside down,
Cause I'm not gonna read it,
I'm just gonna feed it,
To people who'll give me the crown."-from John Nichol, Sydney, Austrialia

"My rallies, well they're celebration,
But theirs are attacking the nation,
So I'm gassing the pastor,
To get rid of him faster,
Cause he's giving those people hydration!"-from John Nichol, Sydney, Austrialia

"We're like brothers, the chokehold and me,
Cause we're perfect and innocent, see?
Don't demand that we end,
Let us stay and defend,
Especially your right to be free."-from John Nichol, Sydney, Austrialia

The leader in wartime (much laughter),
Will be buried by those who come after,
For the penny dictator,
Will dig his own crater,
And die there, a penniless grafter.-from John Nichol, Sydney, Austrialia

Mixing loathing and hate and despair,
First he smoothed his immaculate hair,
Then he set the police,
On his people at peace,
Too afraid to go out with them there.-from John Nichol, Sydney, Austrialia

Is he cretin or mongrel? He's both!
Would he fight for his country? He’s loath!
But he started a war,
On the people he swore,
To protect, when he lied under oath.-from John Nichol, Sydney, Austrialia

His misstatements we cannot avoid,
And the country he's almost destroyed,
It would greatly inspire us,
When he's hit with the virus,
And then croaks, we'll be overjoyed.-from Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Is he wacked out or disoriented?
A worse bozo could not be invented,
The whole media is plastered,
With the mug of this bastard,
Till we all have been rendered demented.-from Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Donald Trump has no trouble with lying,
Doesn't care how many are dying,
If his ratings are holding,
And the stock market's golden,
It is only for these that he's vying.-from Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Donald's wall is an imperfect screen,
But its brilliance had not been foreseen,
Until Trump could reveal,
His absurd mass of steel,
Could protect us from Covid-19.-from Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

There's no need to wait for a vaccine,
To protect you from Covid-19,
Trump's advise for you,
A disinfectant will do,
But the results will be obscene.-from John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump's band of bigots arrived,
In his fallacies they all connived,
They weren't let down,
By the orange fat clown,
Whose meglomania they had survived.

Trumpy's eyes rolled about in their sockets,
Tiny hands buried deep in his pockets,
Then declared "If I just,
Had a whiff of E's Musk,
I'd be even gooder at rockets!"-from Brian W., Seattle, WA

We could see that his bottom was wet,
On the golf course, Don was beset.
All the while he was speaking
His diapers were leaking,
For a prez, how much worse could it get?-from Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Well, Don's not afraid to shake hands,
Gets the virus wherever it lands,
Since he's so unprotected
He'll soon be infected,
Boy, will that put a crimp in his plans.-from Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

We know why Donald Trump needs his wall...
Stormy Daniels, if you can recall,
Well, she almost got sick,
When he pulled out his dick,
Then she laughed and yelled out, "Is that ALL?"-from Karen R., Springfield, OR

Congrats to our "leader" Trump-y,
The Tesla, the light bulb, knows he,
And he's heard of the wheel,
'Cause it's been a big deal
Since 3500 B.C.-from Karen R., Springfield, OR

A presidency of vice and lies,
Shows how far scum can rise,
The Constitution,
Trump made an illusion,
America will pay the price.-from viewer Jan, Roermond, Netherlands

The Senate forgave Caesar's crime,
Looking back to Roman time,
Their Master’s voice,
Was the only choice,
Forever they’ll wallow in slime.-from viewer Jan, Roermond, Netherlands

Beating his chest like King Kong,
Attempting to look quite strong,
But a price he’ll pay
For this weird display,
Once voters see the size of his dong.-from viewer Jan, Roermond, Netherlands

Donald Trump is obsessed with his wall,
It's huge cause his dick is so small.\,
In his mind it impasses,
The great, swarthy masses,
But in fact, it won't stop them at all.-from Karen R., Springfield, OR

Donald Trump is obsessed with his wall,
It's huge cause his dick is so small,
It's fiscal insanity,
An idiot's vanity,
What could make him relent? bugger-all!-from Karen R., Springfield, OR

Our dear Donald did just now reveal
Lumping Edison and Musk in his zeal
That since maybe there are
Four of them on each car
That the Tesla's the same as the wheel.-from Karen R., Springfield, OR

Trump says geniuses must be protected,
That's why Edison and Musk are connected,
In his all sweeping zeal,
He's included the Wheel!
Its inventor should not feel neglected.-from Karen R., Springfield, OR

Our head clown just thinks he is tops,
His crimes always pull out the stops,
With bluster and blunder,
He'll put us all under,
While being the mascot of fops.-from Tina, Eugene, OR

Presy Trump chortled "Isn't it neat?
I can assassinate just with a tweet!
This impeachment 'lite',
They'll forget over-night,
And my legacy will be complete!"-from Kira W., Norroy, France

The presidency once was an art,
But all Mr Trump does is fart,
Endless lies onto twitter,
His mind all a dither,
While the world is falling apart!-from Kira W., Norroy, France

Once again our great country's in crisis,
From a dolt with the brain of a mysis,
With his mushroom-shaped peter,
I present, our dear leader,
The biggest abettor of ISIS.-from Brian W., Seattle, WA

Cried old dotard Trumpy "Oh gee!
What fun is this drone murder spree!
If I kill enough Persians,
No matter what versions,
My daddy will finally love me."-from Brian W., Seattle, WA

The prez must have acted on cue,
Then tweeted with much ballyhoo,
Soleimani -- he picked him,
His drone struck the victim,
T'was "perfect" from Trump's point of view.-from Karen R., Springfield, OR

"I've killed Soleimani," said he.
Rubbed his hands together with glee.
Though Trump is ecstatic,
We think he's fanatic,
Just wait till he starts World War III.-from Karen R., Springfield, OR

Trump, the unstable dope
Thinks he's a kind of pope
But he's earned his spurs
From slimy slurs
Lurking for the next to grope.-from viewer Jan, Roermond, Netherlands

As our realization grows,
Even a small child knows
What Trump pretends
In truth offends
Cause the Emperor has no clothes.-from viewer Jan, Roermond, Netherlands

All the bad dictators combined,
Did less damage to mankind,
As a climate denier,
And orange fat liar,
Trump is totally mindblind.-from viewer Jan, Roermond, Netherlands

If Fox News is what you choose
Your mind will become abused
Cause their propaganda
Borders on slanda'
For the un-read, white, with the blues.

Lindsey mocked his attacker
An opponent who's much blacker
But white Republican friends
He always defends
Cause Lindsey's a southern Graham cracker.

The orange man with the peas-sized brain
Decided he'd meddle in Ukraine
In a stupid blackmail
Destined to fail
Likely putting an end to his reign.

Both had good reason to blame
The media for causing them shame
Bill had Lewinsky
And Trump had Zelensky
Impeachment is the name of that game.

Driving a golf cart onto the green
Is what golfers call obscene
But it can only reflect
What we all expect
That Trump just needs to be seen.

A whistleblower wrote an epistle
About the Javelin missile
Now Trump is caught
And Lindsey is fraught
Cause no one will blow his whistle.

Now that impeachment is near
Giving us reason to cheer
Trump will be done
By twenty-twenty one
And we'll all have a Happy New Year!

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