IMPRESSED BY GOLD URINAL
the inauguration, George W. was invited to a 'get
acquainted' tour of the White House. After drinking
several glasses of iced tea, he asked President
Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.
He was astonished to see that the President had
a solid gold urinal! That afternoon, George W.
told his wife, Laura, about the urinal.
"Just think," he said,
"when I am President, I'll have my own personal
gold urinal!" Later, when Laura had lunch with
Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told
Hillary how impressed George had been with his
discovery of the fact that, in the President's
private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.
That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready
for bed. Hillary turned to Bill and said, "Well,
I found out who peed in your saxophone."