Trips While Jogging
Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway
when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing
and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret
Service guys could get to him, three kids who
were fishing pulled him out of the water.
He was so grateful he
offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first
kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland."
Bush says, "No problem,
I'll take you there on Air Force One."
The second kid says,
"I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
Bush says, "I'll get
them for you and even have Michael sign them!!"
The third kid says, "I
want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV
and stereo headset!"
Bush is a little perplexed
by this and says, "But you don't look like you're
The kid says, "I will
be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from