needs to pee before speech
- from a viewer in the U.K.
is waiting to give a keynote speech, and he
is sudenly overcome with nerves. Dick Cheney
tells him to get a grip of himself. George doesn't
listen and heads straight for his bottle of
Ten minutes later and
George really needs to go for a p*ss. Cheney
tells him to go p*ss in the corner and then
come out and give his speech.
Ten minutes pass, and
George W. turns up with a great big wet patch
on the front of his pants. "George, I thought
I told you to take a p*ss in the corner of your
room!", shouts Cheney.
"But Dick, that's the
Oval office. It ain't got no corners!" replied