Bush is waiting to give a keynote speech, and he is sudenly overcome with nerves. Dick Cheney tells him to get a grip of himself. George doesn't listen and heads straight for his bottle of Bourbon.
    Ten minutes later and George really needs to go for a p*ss. Cheney tells him to go p*ss in the corner and then come out and give his speech.
     Ten minutes pass, and George W. turns up with a great big wet patch on the front of his pants. "George, I thought I told you to take a p*ss in the corner of your room!", shouts Cheney.
     "But Dick, that's the Oval office. It ain't got no corners!" replied Bush.