State Mentality -
okay it's not really a Bush bashing joke!
guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a
white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around
the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful
Yankee from the north.
bartender says, "You ain't from around here,
guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."
bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"
guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation
is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount
bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys.
He's one of us."