member is brain dead
man was lying in the hospital unconscious. His
doctor came into his room and was greeted by
the man's family who were waiting to hear the
"I'm sorry to have to tell
you this but our tests show that he is 'brain
dead'. He has absolutely no brain waves at all.
The wife of the man spoke
up and said, "Well doctor, if he's brain dead
than he is the first Right-wing conservative
we've ever had in our family."