A man was lying in the hospital unconscious. His doctor came into his room and was greeted by the man's family who were waiting to hear the prognosis.
    "I'm sorry to have to tell you this but our tests show that he is 'brain dead'. He has absolutely no brain waves at all.
    The wife of the man spoke up and said, "Well doctor, if he's brain dead than he is the first Right-wing conservative we've ever had in our family."