W. Bush Elected Pope! Catholic Cardinal's Stunned!
reported by Willie E. Davis
almost 120 Cardinals from around the world that
gathered to choose a successor in the Vatican's
Sistine Chapel were stunned and expressed amazement.
Cardinal Mohoney, the Vatican spokesperson,
had this to say:
in the conclave are all shocked. We cast our
votes using these new electronic voting machines.
The results overwhelmingly favored George W.