George
W. Bush Elected Pope! Catholic Cardinal's Stunned!
--as
reported by Willie E. Davis
The
almost 120 Cardinals from around the world that
gathered to choose a successor in the Vatican's
Sistine Chapel were stunned and expressed amazement.
Cardinal Mohoney, the Vatican spokesperson,
had this to say:
"We
in the conclave are all shocked. We cast our
votes using these new electronic voting machines.
The results overwhelmingly favored George W.
Bush!!
