Looking for Place to Hide
soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a
nun standing there. He asked her, "Please Sister,
may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes.
I'll explain WHY later."
nun agreed to his request.
short time later, two Military Police (MPs)
came running along and asked if she had seen
a soldier running down the road.
replied, "He went that way."
the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out
from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank
you enough Sister, but you see I don't want
to go to Iraq."
nun said she could fully understand his fear.
soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude
or impertinent, but you have the most beautiful
pair of legs I've ever seen!"
nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher,
you would have seen the most beautiful pair
of balls you've ever seen! I don't want to go
to Iraq either.