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SADDAM AND GEORGE BUSH MEET UP

     Saddam Hussein is touring in the United States [yes, this does seem quite implausible] and meets up with President Bush at the White House. They discuss current events and then Saddam says to Bush, "You know this United States...It is a remarkable country! Everywhere I go I see large pictures of myself on walls and windows and all of them say, 'Hooray, For Saddam Hussein!' I must have seen hundreds of these pictures everywhere praising me."
    Bush scratches his head and thinks for moment how this could be and then says to Saddam, "You know the last time I toured your country I too noticed pictures of myself on windows and buildings everywhere."
    "Okay," replied Hussein, "But what did they say?"
    "I don't know," replied Bush, "I couldn't read them. I don't read Hebrew."

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