discovers girl with kittens
W. Bush and a secret service agent are taking
a stroll when they come upon a little girl carrying
a basket with a blanket over it. Curious, Bush
asks the girl, "What's in the basket?"
replies, "New baby kittens," and she opens the
basket to show him.
nice," says Bush. "What kind are they?"
little girl says, "Republicans."
smiles, pats the little girl on the head and
weeks later, Bush is taking another stroll,
this time with Karl Rove. They see the little
girl again with the same basket. Bush says,
"Watch this, Karl? It's really cute." They approach
the little girl.
greets her and asks how the kittens are doing,
and she says, "Fine." Then, smirking, he nudges
Rove with his elbow and asks the little girl,
"And can you tell us what kind of kittens they
Bush says, "But three weeks ago you said they
know," she says. "But now their eyes are open."