AND CHENEY HAVING LUNCH
wins the election. He and Cheney are having lunch
at a diner near the White House. Cheney orders
the "Heart-Healthy" salad. Bush leans
over to the waitress and says "Honey, could
I have a quickie?"
She's horrified! She says,
"Mr. President, I thought your administration
would bring a new era of moral rectitude to the
White House. Now I see I was wrong and I'm sorry
I voted for you," and she marches off.
Cheney leans over and
says, "George, I think it's pronounced 'QUICHE.'"