head replaced- from
viewer Ben Johnson, Alberta, Canada
was just announced on The American Department
of Truth, CNN, that there was an assasination
attempt on the president. A group of gunmen
opened up with .50 caliber machine guns firing
alternating armor piercing and high explosive
rounds. Bush was hit 10 times... but since all
were head shots he is unhurt.
were unable to save what was left of Bush's
head and were forced to amputate it. It was
replaced with one from a wax museum. Doctors
were shocked that the new heads' IQ was 10 points
higher than Bush's real head.