Lexus 350 - from
bought a new Lexus 350 last week but had to
return to the dealer the next day because we
couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman
explained that the radio was voice activated.
the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied,
"Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and
"On the Road Again" came from the speakers.
Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant
"Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
We drove away happy, and for the next few days,
every time we'd say "Beethoven," we'd get beautiful
classical music, and if I said, "Beatles" I'd
get one of their awesome songs.
a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed
my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them.
I yelled, "Ass Holes!" Immediately "Hail
to the Chief" began to play, sung by George
Bush and Dick Cheney, backed up by Ann Coulter
and Sean Hannity, with John McCain on guitar,
Karl Rove on drums, Tony Snow on harmonica,
Mitch McConnell on tambourine, Alberto Gonzales
on spoons, Bill O'Reilly on sax and Rush Limbaugh
I LOVE this car!!