Backward Bush Keychains
"Counting down the days until Bush is gone!"

NOW ON SALE!! 50% OFF!!
Only $4.65 each.
Hurry and get yours now as we only have a TWO left.

When someone asks you this question: "How much longer before the United States is rid of George Bush?" Just pull out your handy-dandy Backwards Bush keychain and answer them - down to the exact day, hour, minute and second left in the corrupt Bush Administration!! This exact keychain was recently featured on Comedy Central's Colbert Report.

Read our new Backward Bush keychain FAQ page.

A perfect inexpensive fun gift for your anti-Bush friends

Description:
Arrives pre-set at exact time and date Bush is out of office
Key ring & button cell (L1121) battery included
Smaller than a credit card
Weighs less than 1.5 ounces
Comes with instructions for setting, replacing battery, and warranty if needed
Can be reset over and over again until 2024
Can also be set for current date and time
Ships via USPS (Domestic and International)

Now only $4.65 + shipping and handling (these keychains were originally $9.35 each)

The Drinkin' with Dubya Talking Bottle Opener

Description: Made from durable hard plastic and supplied with long-life batteries, this Bush bottle opener is bound to generate conversation and many laughs at any gathering. If you delight in hearing Bush mangle the English language, this is the tool for you! Each time you open a bottle, you will hear our "President" speaking one of four different hilarious and original Bushisms. Use this link to hear them in mp3 format [256k].

This bottle opener comes professionally "bubble" packaged complete with instructions making it ideal and ready for gift giving. The image we show above is the opener removed from its packaging. Approx. size of opener: 5" tall.

The cost of each Bush bottle opener is $7.99 plus shipping and handling.

G.W. Bush Toilet Paper or "Wipe Your Tush on Bush"

This toilet paper will make the perfect gag gift or fun item to display in your bathroom. What better way to show your disdain for Bush than to display his face on toilet paper?

65,000 rolls+ sold so far!

Description: Our Bush toilet paper is union made in the USA and printed on recycled stock. These rolls are being offered primarily as protest art and/or a collector's item. Each sheet is printed with the above Bush face with one of three different fun silly stupid Bush quotes underneath. Each roll comes individually wrapped in plastic.

Price for roll: $8.98/roll or order a box of four rolls and save $1.00 per roll!

More interesting facts about our Bush Toilet Paper....

- The manager of Radiohead emailed me and said "the boys are using your product."
- Coldplay talked about it on radio interview and website.
-The lead singer for NOFX keeps it in his bathroom.
- Fashion designer MARC JACOBS bought 1500 of them and put them in the windows of his 5 stores during the election. He sold 50 an hour at $10 U.S.
- Cher, Jeff Bridges, Michael Moore, Joan Baez, Howard Stern all have a roll.
- David Letterman was givin a roll on TV.
- They showcased it on GOOD MORNING AMERICA news program.
- Vibe (a NYC fashion magazine) showcased it.
- A government employee in Minnesota placed a roll in the cornerstone/time capsule of a new federal building. It will be cracked open in 100 years.
- The secretary of State for the State of Washington bought 24 and shipped them to Iraq.

The Burning Bush Fire Starter - Toast the President Today!

The Burning Bush Fire Starter is a standard functional fire starter decorated to make it much more entertaining to use. It's the ideal house-warming gift and/or the perfect gift for your liberal Democratic friends and relatives, or to tweak your favorite Bush supporters. The Burning Bush comes packaged in a lovely and very funny display box, with testimonials and product information on the box including:
"The only good bush is a burning bush"...Moses 1450 BC
and is best used by election day 2008.

Description: This fire starter is a composite of paraffin and sawdust with a wick in the back for easier ignition. Each one weighs more than half a pound and will easily light any fireplace or bonfire. Of course, with the decorations they are considerably more fun to burn than normal fireplace logs. These fire starters burn for 15-20 minutes. With the wick lighting them from the back, the flames come from the top and the side and the face takes a satisfyingly long time to burn off. With winter fast approaching, now is the perfect time to buy one of these funny kits.

CAUTION: Use only when NOT under government surveillance.

Price: $9.95 each plus shipping and handling

Bates on Bush Cartoon book

After years of producing celebrity portraits, world-wide sketches, and weekly cartoons for the Carmel Pine Cone, Pulitzer nominee, Bill Bates has become a cherished icon in California's Carmel-by-the-sea. As the political cartoonist for the Monterey County Herald, his efforts won him a California Newspaper Publisher's award.

This book of Bill Bates' cartoons is a thumbs-up collection of laughs with often a tug at the heart and even a tear or two but it's also a visual chunk of American history likely to long endure. Each cartoon comes with its own unique commentary as depicted vertically on this sample page below.

Cartoon drawings are in black and white as shown above. Each book measures 8-1/2" long by 5-1/2" high making it perfect for gift-giving.

The cost of this book is $9.95 plus shipping and handling.

The George W. Bush Out of Office Countdown Postcards

Hang in there--it’s almost over! Twenty-four hilarious postcards will help you count down to the bitter end of the Bush presidency.

Goofy photos and the best of Bush bloopers, blunders and tortured syntax will get you to that long-awaited, fabled day: January 20, 2009.

"In terms of timetables, as soon as possible, whatever that means."

"They misunderestimated me."

These are very high quality glossy colored postcards. Both the photos and their captioning are clever and very funny! This item will make a great stocking stuffer.

The cost of each postcard book is $9.95 plus shipping and handling.

United Blue 2008 Lapel Pin

This pin is an expression of "Blue State" pride and commitment to uniting our country behind Democratic leadership and progressive ideals by 2008.
We know you will enjoy wearing one.

Description: This pin is 1" wide with blue embossed enamel and raised and polished gold numbers 2008.

Price for each pin is $5.00 plus shipping and handling.
Each pin comes packaged separately with small jewelry/gift box.

Bush-Cheney Noose Car Magnet

Hold the current administration accountable for lying to Congress and the American public about Iraq in order to sell an illegal immoral war by displaying proudly one of our Bush-Cheney noose car magnets. It's also perfectly symbolic of the punishment available to those who commit a treasonist act such as deliberately revealing the identity of a covert CIA agent for political reasons.

Description: Size is 7-1/2" long at the highest point x 3" wide. This is a very high quality and durable car magnet.

Price for each magnet: Only $3.95 plus shipping and handling.

Please contact us to order any of these items in quantities larger than those given to receive further price discounts.