
Help
Us Find a New Slogan for Fox News
Topplebush.com decided to help Fox News find
a new slogan that actually fits their news programming
with the help of our fantastic group of viewers. The below
list includes some phrases we came up with and where indicated,
the phrases submitted by our viewers. This list began
on September 4, 2003 and has grown a lot since then.
Feel free
to email
this list of slogans to all of your friends. This
project will be lots of fun if everyone pitches in to
help!
List
of New Slogans for Fox News:
"Just like the religious right, we can tell our customers anything and they will believe it! Another perfect model for taking money from morons."
"With ignoramuses for viewers, we can lie with impunity"
"Making the world safe for fascism"
"Sexual Predators R US"
"We'll say anything. It's up to you to decide if any of it true."
"Trump-sponsored Faux News"
"If we can defend sexual predators we are capable of saying anything"
"Worse then the Wall Street Journal's editorial section"
"Everything will always be Obama's fault"
"We'll be talking about Hillary Clinton's emails as long as we have an audience"
"Our advertisers don't care about Democracy either"
"Making all our dumb viewers think tax cuts for billionaires are good for them"
"What news? It's about spreading rightwing propaganda, stupid!"
"Trump News Network"
"We
bought C-grade comedian Dennis Miller too"
"WindbagsRUs"
"Making
the the world safe for stupidity"
"News
on steroids"
"If
you haven't heard it before, it's because we made it up"
"Excrement
in Reporting"
"Don't
disagree with us! We'll sue you!"
"Unfair
and Unbalanced"
"It
must be true because Karl Rove said so"
"Goose-stepping
in time with Conservative Republicans"
"The
gospel according to Rove"
"Let's
all rant and rave"
"Home
of the Bickering Bitches"
"Fair
and Balance...NOT!"--from a viewer
"We
distort, You decide."--from a viewer
"Don't believe everything you see on Fox News. If you do, you're more stupid than you already were." --from viewer Drake
"When we lie on Fox News we get promoted!" --from viewer Drake
"Propaganda
the way you like it: Straight from the horse's ass"--from
a viewer
"Baffle
with Bullshit"--From Richard in Las Vegas, NV
"Sly
As A Fox"--from a viewer
"Spin
to the Right Starts Here"--from a viewer
"Fox
in the Chicken Coop News"--from Jim Brewster,
Tacoma, WA
"Waterwings
of the Right Wing"--from a Canadian viewer
"Bought
& Paid For"--from a viewer
"The
President's overpaid whores"--from Bethlyn in
CA
"Combining
'T&A' with Conservative Family Values.....that's us, we're
FOX!"--from Stanley S. Churchill, MS
"Cuisinart
for the RNC"--from Michael
"Rupert's
World"--from Michael
"Rupert
in the Middle"
"America's
Most Wanton"
"Literally
'King of the Hill'"
"Arrested
Development II"
"Right
Shining Bright"
"One
Viewpoint - Works for Us!"
"You
want Arrested Development? Then watch us!--from a viewer
"We're
ALWAYS right!"--from a viewer with minor editing
"Who
need facts when you've got right wing spin?"
"We
don't allow facts to get in the way of good spin."
"Foul
& Belligerent Reporting"--from Nick Saunders a
viewer in Ohio
"Fox
News: The Republican Slanted News Network
'It's UnPatriotic to Question Us!'"--from Billy
R. Kidwell, CEO www.VetsForJustice.com
"Real
Distortions Chcok Full of Catchy One Liner Journalism
So Even Americans Can Follow Along"--from David
Finucane, a viewer in New Jersey
"Our
news is always right; the other guys can report what's
left and in the middle."--from an unknown viewer
"The
only Information Ministry with the guts to tell America
that everything is just fine."--from a viewer [supposedly
uttered on the Simpsons to describe USA Today]
"More
people get their news from us than any other source. And
the rest are terrorists."--from viewer B. McKenna
"The
Fox that licks chickenhawks"--from a viewer
"News
... at the speed of lies"--from a viewer
"Even
WE can't spin this Republican dung into electoral gold!"--from
JWS, a viewer
"Just
bend over so we can blow some more smoke up your ass!"--from
a viewer
"Fairly
Unbalanced"--from a viewer
"The
network that Bush needs, period!"--from viewer,
Adam Sheehan
"FOUX
YOUS"
"FOX:The network for every horse's ass!"
"The anti-liberal (though we won't admit it) network"
"The regurgitative conservative network"
"Fox--when you've had enough real news for one day"
"Tune us in for the FoxNews Spin"
"Fox: We'll take you for a spin!"
"Fox: The Enchanted Forest of Network News"
"Bill & Sean, Bill & Sean, makes you keep your t.v.'s
on! Go Foux! (yourself)"
"The FoxCroft United States of America Official White
House Network"
"Why settle for just news when you can settle for
Fox?"--all from Maria from Chicago
"Faux
News"--from viewer, Kathy in PA
"Bush
Broadcasting Corporation [BBC]"
"George's Monica"
"Home of reporters with 'flags in their lapels'"
"Fox News, watch this and get fat and stupid"
"Fox News, the Matthew Hopkins of the news world"--from
a viewer in England
"Foxy
by name and by nature"--from a viewer
"Fox:
Proud to add our voices to the Republican echo chamber--from
viewer, Raphaela
"We
won't confuse the issue with the facts"--from
viewer, Trisha
"We're
here, we're too far right, get used to it"--from
viewer, Mel McGee
"Fox
News, Shit or Shinola, You Decide!"--from viewer,
Patrick Stephens
"News,
Shmooz...We can't be bothered with that - if ya' want
news, try CNN"--from a viewer named Sunny
"Your
News 'Bull' Market"--from viewer, Jim Ginch
"Fox
Jazeera"--from a viewer named Dan
"With
the world in such flux, you need your facts flossed by
Fox"--from a viewer in Australia
"Fox-all
the shit that ain't fit to print"--from
a viewer
"Pravda
for the People" --from
Aaron Cook
"FOX
REWS (RUES)"--from
a viewer
"Fox
News - Fairly Unbalanced..."--from
J.A. Landa, a viewer
"Don't
let the fact that we're owned by a rich Australian Conservative
and 90% of our programming is talk shows rather than news
confuse you into thinking: WE'RE (not) LOOKING OUT FOR
YOU!"--from
viewer Mark
"Fox
News: You know about 'liberal media bias' because we teach
you about it in ALL of our programming around the clock."
("Liberal Media Bias" is a term stressed to the max by
Fox News smut peddlers Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, and
Neil Cavuto just to name a few) --from viewer Keith
Rogers, UT
"Fox
News: Were 'Fair and Balanced' when it comes to issues
we agree on!" (Anyone who has ever watched Faux News
will know what I mean) --from viewer Keith Rogers,
UT
"Fox
News: We'll mix inspiring music with any footage of stuff
being blown up." (The last one was a reference to
Fox News when they mixed in classical music in with footage
of Iraq being bombed by US forces in March 2003) --from
viewer Keith Rogers, UT
"Neo
Con News Network"
"False
and Biased News" --from viewer Erica, KS
"Fox
News...because we're blind as a bat"
"The
Girls of Fox News..looks, beauty and that's where it STOPS!"
"Even Hitler Wishes He Had Us Back Then"
"We Report, You Decide..BUT IT IS THE TRUTH THAT WE MUST
HIDE!!!"
"Because We SAID SO And WE KNOW IT'S TRUE"
"Fair and Balanced Journalism...Because You'll never know..."
"We report you decide, because no ones counting the
times WE'VE LIED...."
"From Our Toilet, To Your Brain, As Long As Bush Is At
The Reign" --from viewer Robert, CA
"Fox
News: Unencumbered by the truth" -- from viewer
Charles, KS
"Sheeples
News! Maximum Cant, Minimum Balance!" --from viewer
Lehmberg, AL
"We're
so damn sly, we don't even have to try to lie!" --from
viewer Nick, IL
"Fair
& Balanced? Ask O'Reilly and Hannity!" --From
viewer Vic, FL
"Let
Freedom Re(s)ign" --from a viewer
"Fox
News: Bushes Monica" -- from viewer Narine, NY
"The
party line all the time, and if you disagree, go FOX yourselves!"
--from viewer Steven, GA
"Your
worst nightmare: A bunch of rabid right-wing zealots with
a whole network as a fascist playground." --from
viewer Drew, CO
"We
distort it, you just listen." --from viewer John,
OH
"Wecome
to the Asylum" --from viewer Barbara, TX
"Right-wing
Spin Zone" --from a viewer
"Stale
smoke blowing from the right" --from a viewer
"The
Subversion Zone" --from a viewer
"FOX
NEWS: For those who can't handle the truth." --from
a viewer
"FOX
NEWS: Where up is down, black is white, hot is cold, and
Bush is great." --from a viewer
"FOX
NEWS: You don't have to be honest if you're right."
--from a viewer
"Refusing
to be trapped into mourning the loss of troops or asking
out loud why we are in Iraq" --from a Doonesbury
reference to a memo from an editor to Fox News staffers
"If
you aren't getting dumber, we aren't doing our job."
"FOX
NEWS: We will tell any lies to help Bush win a second
term" --from viewer Ira, NY
"FOX
NEWS: The Bush ass- kissing channel" --from viewer
Ira, NY
"Bill
O'Reilly - Not so O'Really!!" --from a viewer
"Take
a Peak at Double Speak!" --from Sylvia, CA
"Agree
with us or SHUT UP, JUST SHUT UP!" --from a viewer
"Outhenned
by the Fox in the White House" --from a viewer
"For
fox sake!" --from viewer Michael, South Africa
"Fox
News supports George W.Bush,
Though he makes bad decisions while sitting on his tush,
Fox will glamorize what Dubya does,
Even though his brain cells are compressed, flaky fuzz."
--from viewer Bill, PA
"Fox
in the Bush-House: Virtual news from the virtual president."
--from viewer Dr. Pam, SD
"Right,
where we want you"
"Psychosis Television"
"Alternate Reality Television"
"Fo(lie à deu)x (Just us and you)" --from
viewer Thane, Japan
"Don't
be wise - Just buy our lies" --from viewer Jimmy, CA
"FNN
- The Fascist News Network" --from viewer Robert,
WV
"It
really FOX with your brain."
"Be afraid. Stay home. Watch FOX."
"Yellow journalism never looked so white!"
"Fox Facts: From the White House to you!"
"Re-elect Bush or we'll run out of news."
"We look stupid so Bush doesn't have to."
"Keep your eyes on the Blue Dress!"
"Only leftist homos watch anything else."
"Don't worry, we'll become unpatriotic and unsupportive
*if* President Kerry takes office; that's fair and balanced!"
--from a viewer
"FOX
News -- Spread it Around (Works great on the lawn!"
--from a viewer
"We
Distort, You Comply!"
"We Don't Tell You Anything We Don't Want You To
Know!"
"Pay no attention to that smirking creep behind the
curtain!"
"Lies! We are the Lying Liars who tell them!"
"Fox News...because we know what's good for you."
"Fox. We speak out if one side of our ass...the RIGHT
side!"
"Fox News...We have "liberal" commentators...but
they are pale and have no balls."
"Right is Might!"
"There IS no vast right-wing conspiracy! It's RIGHT
out in the open on Fox!"
"Fox! Where Kobe is bigger than Kerry!"
"Fox...All Michael Jackson, all the time!"
"Fox! Our polls reflect how we really feel!"
"Put down your shotgun, pop open a beer and turn
the antenna on your trailer to Fox! We won't disappoint
you! "
"You know you're a redneck if you believe Fox News!"
--from viewer Susan, TX
"Pox
Vocali"
"Foxy Noose--for those too stupid to read and too
lazy to think!" --from viewer "caretaker"
in IN
"SHUT
UP! LISTEN!... now do what you're TOLD!!" --from
viewer J.P. in CA
"Trust
us, we are smarter than you." --from a viewer
"Fox
News - slanting the facts so you don't have to."
--from a viewer
"America's
snooze channel." --from a viewer
"The
all Spin Zone." --from a viewer
"Your
best source for trickle-down news." --from a viewer
"Fox
News Channel. Proving why America needs to pay attention."
--from a viewer
"Unbiased
browbeating" --from a viewer
"Fox
- America's news source (as long as you're not liberal)"
--from a viewer
"When
conservative just isn't conservative enough" --from
a viewer
"Fox
News: favoring Bush more than porno!" --from a
viewer
"Don't
let the news confuse you - that's our job." --from
a viewer
"Demagogue
Central!" --from a viewer
"Straight
reporting, homo free!" --from a viewer
"FOX
- News for the nucular family." --from a viewer
"Fair
and balanced distorting" --from a viewer
"Always
fair and balanced and stupid and ignorant and bigoted"
--from a viewer
"Fanatically
Narrow-minded Conceptions" --from a viewer
"FNC
- Life Unexamined" --from a viewer
"FOX
- Fostering O'Reillian Xenophobes" --from a viewer
"Fox
News - a Bush league of its own" --from a viewer
"Fair
and balanced regressivism" --from a viewer
"FNC
- putting the "pure" in puerile" --from a viewer
"World
news in the right light" --from a viewer
"Fox
News: Hail to the Thief...I mean CHIEF!" --from
a viewer
"Fox
News: We don't lie! We just don't tell the truth!"
--from viewer Moe, in England
"Fox
News: Just cuz we made it up, doesn't mean it won't happen"
--from a viewer in England
"FOX
NEWS, Where PROPOGANDA IS KING" --from a viewer
"FNC:
Fake News Conspiracy" --from a viewer
"The
nation's misleading news source" --from a viewer
"Trust
us because we can read you this crap and still keep a
straight face!" --from a viewer
"We'd
be even funnier if so many people did't think we were
the voice of God" --from a viewer
"Don't
call us if you don't agree" --from a viewer
"The
home of Bully O'Reilly and his clone Sham Hannity"
--from a viewer
"The
news source George Orwell predicted" --from a
viewer
"We
can put a conservative spin on hog market reports"
--from viewer Ken, IL
"Protecting
the 'American Dream' for the few affluent actually living
it" --from a viewer
"Laissez-faire
imbalanced!" --from a viewer
"America's
context-free news provider" --from a viewer
"News
you can't get anywhere else, because we made it up"
--from viewer Ken, IL
"Whadda
you mean it was called propaganda in the Soviet Union?
You gotta problem whit dat?" -- from viewer Ken,
IL
"Information
for the people by the Right, for the Right. No further
discussion is needed nor allowed........unless you agree
100%" --from a viewer
"Real
news covered up to the highest standards" --from
a viewer
"Impaired
and callous" --from a viewer
"SMEAR
FACTOR" --from a viewer
"We
won't bore you with confusing facts and the truth"
--from a viewer
"There
is no gravity, FOX SUCKS!" --from viewer Susan,
CA
"WE'RE
BUSH'S 527" --from viewer Ira, NY
"We
get even with all those pointy-headed liberals that laugh
at you" --from a viewer
"Keep
it Right here!" --from a viewer
"Don't
change the channel or you might miss more B**S**"
--from viewer Ken, IL
"Helping
Bush Fox the American public" --from viewer Greg,
GA
"We
can distort the news because our viewers don't require
context"
"FOX
SPEWS!"
"Fox News: The living embodiment of Joseph Geobbels"
"Fox News: Fair like cancer, balanced like Louis
XV"
"Fox News: It's not just for Brown Shirts, anymore"
--from viewer Lee, Mountain View
"Jingo
is, jingo is, jingoism is the way..." --from a
viewer
"Fox
News: replacing cogent argumentation with good old-fashioned
vitriol!" --from a viewer
"FNCGOP"
--from a viewer
"Fox
News: Because you're too stupid to know the truth"
--from viewer Daniel, PA
"SHUT
UP! Now, as we told you fifteen minutes ago.......SHUT
UP!" --from viewer Ken, IL
"Stay
tuned because bu..sh.. happens" --from viewer
Ken, IL
"Fox
news and convention production company" --from
a viewer
"Are
we really lying if it's for a good cause?" --from
a viewer
"Fox
News: Fairly Unbalanced" --from viewer John, LA
"Not
Necessarily News" --from a viewer
"FOX
W. NEWS: Is the dubya for White Supremacy or Warmongor?
We'll let you decide. " --from a viewer
"Covering
news across the Solar System - from our mouths to Uranus"
--from a viewer
"FOX
NEWS: If you want intelligent reporting go to Comedy Central's
"The Daily Show", but for a good laugh tune into us."
--from a viewer
"Specializing
in news for the unedumacated" --from a viewer
"We
really are fair and balanced because we let Juan Williams
talk for a few seconds every Sunday morning (What are
you thinking Juan?)" --from a viewer
"FoxNews:
Fair and Balanced (I'm George W. Bush and I approved this
message)" -- from a viewer
"Frighteningly
Obvious Xcrement" --from viewer Gene, NC
"FOX
out of the White(hen)House" --from viewer JS Boyd,
MD
"We
decide so you don't have to!" --from viewer Beth,
GA
"Unfair
and Biased" --from viewer Mark, Altoona
"The
FCC should be fining us too for indecency"
"FOX
SUX!" --from a viewer
"It's
not Propaganda, it's Hypothetical Reporting!"
--from a viewer
"Watch
Fox News - No other channel has B.O." --from a
viewer
"Uncovering
sex scandals on The O'Reilly Factor" --from a
viewer
"Direct
news from the front lines of OIL (Operation Iraqi Liberation)"
-- from a viewer
"We
learned our cheap shots and dirty tricks from the Republicans"
--from a viewer
"Oil's
well that ends well!" --from a viewer
"FOX
NEWS? Replace our "o" with a "u" 'cause that's what we
do! --from a viewer
"You
are watching FOX NEWS: the new CNN, where the "C" is for
crap!" -- from viewer Murita
"Because
you always need fear"
"All flair, no credibility"
"We spew diarrhea, so you don't have to!"
"Because we control the media"
"Because you're too lazy to discredit us"
"Self-righteous incompetence"
"The McDonald's of news networks" --from viewer Michael,
NH
"FEAR
and BALONEY" --from viewer Jesse, NV
"THE
FOX REICH"
"FOX BLURB NATION"
"WE'RE FOX NEWS; AND WRONG IS RIGHT"
"FOX NEWS'05:THE LOBOTOMY TOUR" --from Turk,
IN
"Baffled
by the Bushshit...I mean BULLshit" -- from a viewer
"Fox
News: Proud Home of the Hick Magnates" --from
Jennifer, IN
"Leaning
so far to the right we sometimes fall over..."
--from Jack, MA
"We
distort, you subscribe" --from Keith, OH
"Fox
News---- where reality is not relevant" --from
a viewer
"FNN
(Fascist Neocon Network)---We tell you what to think!"
--from a viewer
"Fox
News - You're a terrorist if you watch anything else"
"Fox News - Because Bush said so"
"Fox News - KILL THE TERRORISTS!!!! No the Muslim
ones not the Republicans"
"Fox News - All the truth, all the time, all the
way from Bush's mouth"
"Fox News - Bush. If only all men were like you *sigh*
In other news Fox would like to point out that it does
not favour any administration"
"Fox News - Why the hell are you watching this shit?"
"Fox News - Bias towards Bush?!?!?!?!? What have
you been watching!!!!!!" --from a viewer
"Thinking
is tough work. Leave it to us." - The Fox News Channel
- A refreshing start for brain-dead individuals"
--from a viewer
"Either
you are with us or you are against us" - Fox News Channel
- "You can run but you cannot hide" --from a viewer
"O'Reilly
Fact-err - The Nose Pin Zone" --from a viewer
"FOX
- The Frustrated Old Xenophobes news network"
--from Greg, PA
"Bush
re-elected. Mission accomplished"
"Kerry's been shot. News at 3:00 AM"
"Tilted talking heads and proud of it"
"Catering to Bubbas and Biblethumpers for four elections
now" --from viewer Rob
"The
Stepford News----Held together with Screw---balls!"
"Listen and Watch ONLY to Find the Morals & Values-----NOT!"
"Stand with Us & Topple the United States"
--from Debbie, NV
"Robots'
Rhetoric and Stepford Women-24/7" --from a viewer
"An
unfair and biased look at the wrong" --from a viewer
"Why
go ask Alice? Try Fox!"
"Fox, right as reign!" --from viewer Waddie,
CA
"Fox:
The only only Network that shows were the troops WILL
be."
"Fox: We will take you flip-floppers...Like Mr. Miller"
--from viewer Chris, WV
"Maximum
news with minimum Trust" --from Misbah, Pakistan
"Fox
News - First in Right Wing Lemming Blather"
"Fox News - Can you believe this shit?"
"Fox News - Blindly lead by Bushisms" --
from a viewer in WA
"The
Daily Show, no longer the only fake news" -- from Joseph,
KY
"All
the news we made up" -- submitted by a viewer
"FOX:
Redefining 'A new low'"
"Fox: Fake news for fake people"
"FOX: Keeping the mass in a state of fear since the
Republicans came to power" --from viewer Dan,
PA
"99%
bullshit - and we're working on the rest" --from
Alice, UK
"9
out of 10 white supremists prefer us"--from a
viewer
"Less
content than porn without a plot"
"We're like the CIA...without the intelligence"
--from a viewer
"Fox
News: Blight Made Right"
"Dumbing down the news so everyone can understand
it." --from a viewer
"Bullshit
with flavour" --from Waqar in Pakistan
"News
That Is Unbalanced And Fabricated - If You Want The Truth
Find Another Source" --from viewer George, IA
"Keeping
the People misinformed" --from a viewer in Germany
"I'm
George Bush and I approve of this news."
"If you didn't hear it from us then I couldn't have happened."
--from Arlough, UT
"We're
always RIGHT!" --from Patricia, VA
"Fox
News: THE Mother of Invention"
"Fox News: Air Heads of the Air Waves"
"Fox News: Fair and Balanced just like the Bush budget..."
"Fox--where we care enough to vend the very least"
"Fox--at the bottom of your television dial"
-- from viewer GG
"Fox
News-Fairly Biased" --from Mike, NJ
"Foxzi
News"
"Dutchland under Ailes"
"Far Unbalanced"
"The Mistrusted Name in News"
"We distort, lie, and hide"
"Ratso Reilly"
"The No Spine Zone" --from Adam, MA
"Fox:
We're so right we're wrong!" --from Justin, S.
Africa
"73%
opinion..the rest fact"
"Fox
News: Because ignorance really is bliss!!"
"Fox News: The official "News" service of the Fatherland"
--from a viewer
"Fare
and Balanst" (the Fox slogan as meaningless gibberish)
--from Rick
"Fox
News: Are we right, or are we right?" --from a
viewer
"Fox
News: Simple News For Simple Minds" --from Mark,
PA
"The
official news agency of the American Taliban!" --from
Rick, FL
"We
Distort, You Decry" --from Pradeep, Australia
"Propagating
paranoia"
"Hicks believe us, and that's what matters"
"The closing of the American mind"
"Over-exaggerated and over-appreciated" --from
Motomo, ME
"The
American Al Jazeera Network" --from Rick, FL
"News
for Taliban Republicans and their fundie base"
"Cluster Faux"
"Fox
Tabloid News - Our slogan is: 'You can fool some of the
people some of the time, but we think we can fool Fox
viewers all of the time.'" --from Bill, Aberdeen,
Scotland
"Fox
News: the Good News: To show we are fair and balanced
we have hired a Democrat. the Bad News: It is Zell Miller"
--from Bill, Aberdeen, Scotland
"From
now on we will be called 'Aruba News Channel'" --from
Bill, Aberdeen, Scotland
"We
prove that mad cow disease can be transmitted to humans
- watch us when Ann Coulter is on." --from Bill,
Aberdeen, Scotland
"Bush's
lies without the stutter..." --from viewer Al
"THE
BUSH BLOW JOB NETWORK" --from aussiegirl
"MNN
- The Mushroom News Network. We keep you in the dark and
feed you crap." --from a viewer
"LIE
NOW! STONEWALL LATER!" --from a viewer
"FOX
NEWS AT THE SPEED OF LIES" --from a viewer
"DON'T
BELIEVE THE TRUTH!" --from viewer JoJo
"ALL
THE PROPAGANDA FIT TO AIR" --from a viewer
"I
heard a Fox News commentator who reminded me of Joseph
Goebbels."
"Oh Really?"
"No O'Reilly!" --from viewer TD
"Fox
News, all the news thats fit for Republicans"
"Fox News, Proudly paid for by the RNC" --from
viewer, Jimmy, MO
"All
Fascist, All the Time" --from viewer Jill, NV
"We
make you feel better about being an a**hole...24 hours
a day" --from viewer Erich
"FOX:
Flatulence, Offal, Xcretia" --from viewer Alamaine
"Get
off on the Right foot...with Fox Paws (faux pas, n'est-ce
pas?)" --from viewer Lizzie, TN
"We
report the truth like 'HILTER'" --from viewer Larry,
Los Angeles, CA
"Tip
of the Right Wing Sword Now With Added Geraldo"
--from Gregg, Sacriston, England
"sLIE as a FOX" --from Gregg, Sacriston, England
"Someone
in the media had to ridicule the victims of Hurricane
Katrina"
"Spooning
on the shit in American-sized portions" --from
a viewer in Wales
"Weapon
of Mass Stupidity"
"Hot Air Central"
"Swagger City" --from a viewer
"FOXSNOOZE!
"Keeping You In The Dark" --from viewer Arnold, SK,
Canada
"Exclusive
Reality" --from viewer Herbert, Bonn, Germany
"GOP-TV"
--from J., Naples, FL
"Evangelical
anchors gone wild!"
"Fairly Balanced on our GOP stump"
"No boring news reports here, just 24 hr. a day GOP
stumping"
"Evangelicals Reporting On Our Church Run Government"
--from viewer Dennis, Kokomo, IN
"FOX
FEAR and SMEAR" --from a viewer
"Fox
drums for war" --from viewer Mary, MD
"FOX
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Texas
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viewer Stash, Washington
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viewer Stephen, Portland, OR
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--from viewer Steve, MA
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News?" --from viewer Sunny
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Blytheville, Arkansas
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--from viewer Harry, Grand Rapids, MI
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--from viewer W. Schmitt, CT
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--from viewer Professor Smartass, Santa Monica, CA
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Dallas, TX
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"HOME
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and eventually they will believe"
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--from a viewer
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--from viewer Ed, Spokane, WA
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--from a viewer
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--from viewer Albert, OH
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--from viewer Chad, TX
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to!"
--from a viewer
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more"
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viewer David, CA
"We're
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telling us"
--from a viewer
"The
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and the Twilight Zone Non-Factor"
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--from a viewer in CA
"Fox:
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--from viewer Jane, Redwood Falls, MN
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--from a viewer in CA
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--from a viewer
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--from viewer Craig
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a viewer
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a viewer
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--from
a viewer
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--from viewer Greg, Reading, PA
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--from viewer Milton, Chicago, IL
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--from viewer Musgrave, CO
"argumentum
ad nauseam. The truth in such big words you won't understand
them"
--from viewer in CO
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Joseph Goebbels, Editor In Chief, FAUX News"
--from a viewer
"The
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--from viewer Gail, Arlington Heights, IL
"The
Propaganda Station for a psychopathic Nation!"
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--from a viewer
"We're
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--from
a viewer
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call 'em as we see 'em and we always make 'em up"
--from
a viewer
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on qualudes" --from
a viewer
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Third Reich just wishes they had us" --from
a viewer
"Even
after a week, we still find all races in the election
too close to call"
--from a viewer
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wingers wish it, so we dish it!"
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--from viewer Sam
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--from viewer Gary, PA
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--from viewer Sue
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--from viewer Randy, Mercer Island, WA
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it."
--from viewer James, Bloomington, IN
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Hitler had us, you'd all be speaking German now."
--from viewer Robert, CA
"Brought to you by Citizen Murdoch." --from viewer Paul, Groton, CT
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"Democrats are Blue Collar - Republicans are Red Necks --from viewer Joy, San Jose, CA
"Fox Noose: Don't worry dummies, we'll tell you when to jump" --from viewer mud_slide_slim2005
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"Stupid and Proud to Broadcast It Anywhere!" --from viewer Suze, Greensboro, NC
"Hannity & the Tramp" --from viewer Eric, El Paso, TX
"FOX NEWS: "We deceive, you believe" --from viewer Mike, Denver, CO
"Faux News Propaganda..No, We DON'T subscribe to the Television Code!" --from viewer Kim, NJ
"Faux News...rated number one by Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church Bunch!" --from viewer Kim, NJ
"Fox news is really:
NNN-Neanderthal News Network
CBS-Constantly Bull*hit and Stupidity
NBC-NO one in their right mind BOTHERS or CARES
We Lie, Red Staters buy it!
SUX News, Screwing Democrats over since our inception!
Fox News Smut..Larry Flynt loves us!
Fox News..where there's no such thing as the TRUTH!
BNN..Bill O'Reilly Nutcase News!
LIEtv
Fox News, just as silly as watching the grass grow!" --from viewer Kim, NJ
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"Fox News...dishing out more dirt than the National Enquirer, Star, Weekly World News, and US Magazine combined!" --from Kim K. NJ
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"Faux News...The Ministry of (Un)Truth!" --from Kim K. NJ
"Fox News...because you can't handle the truth!" --from Kim K. NJ
"If you agree with us, than we'd both be wrong" --from viewer in Albuquerque, NM
"For Oblivious Xenophobes" --from viewer Wendy in Capitola, CA
"Fox News- Because mediocracy is always at it's best." --from viewer Mike in Minneapolis, MN
"Running out of spin" --from Robert
"FAUX NEWS....We love to lie, and it shows!" --from Kim K., Pleasantville, NJ
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"Faux News...APPROVED BY KID ROCK AND TED NUGENT!"
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--from viewer Kim K., Pleasantville, NJ
"We don't rely on Fact Checkers" --from a viewer
"Fox News: Fairly Biased" --from a viewer
"News on OxyContin"
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"NOG-News On Geritol"
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"And zero wasted time with pesky facts. Why burden the listener with the truth."
"FOX NEWS: Pretending to Be Persecuted By Liberals Since 1997"--from viewer Drake
"Fox News: Where Truth Goes To Die"--from viewer bleuskies777
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