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BUSH
CAN'T PUT PUZZLE TOGETHER
Cheney
gets a call from his "boss", George. "I've got
a problem," says George.
"What's the matter?" asks Cheney.
"Well, you told me to
keep busy in the Oval Office, so, I got a jigsaw
puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces
fit together and I can't find any edges."
"What's it a picture
of?" asks Cheney.
"A big rooster," replies
George.
"All right," sighs Cheney,
"I'll come over and have a look." So he leaves
his office and heads over to the Oval Office.
George points at the jigsaw on his desk. Cheney
looks at the desk and then turns to George and
says, "For crying out loud, Georgie - put the
corn flakes back in the box."

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