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Trump's hair and Vance's beard,
Oddities that should be jeered,
And when they speak,
Sounding angry and weak,
Are some reasons they're labeled as weird.

Trump couldn't take a chance,
So he selected JD Vance,
An election denier,
And incessant liar,
Solidifying a MAGA bromance.

If Trump’s trial was hard on his wife,
In a marriage with plenty of strife,
Because with this Don,
He can't be hard on,
Cuz this old man has no sex life.

As Trump completely unravels,
Electrocution and sharks he babbles,
But his deplorables still cling,
To their conman king,
Cause that's how his Gullibles Travel.

MAGA hooligans are white trash,
Who on January 6th did clash,
Bashing Capitol police,
Trying to keep the peace,
No wonder the world is abash.-from John J., Brooklyn, NY

If Trump ends up in jail,
Please give him a very large pail,
From the news we have heard
This large orange turd,
Takes a dump that will tip the scale.

Having sex with a husband she dreads,
The Trumps sleep in separate beds,
But staying in a marriage,
This trophy wife should disparage,
Leaves everyone scratching their heads.

At his judge Trump only rants,
And FOX News echos those chants,
But the crimes Trump's committed,
Where he won't be acquitted,
Because his dick won't stay in his pants.

Wearing a Trump hat around town,
Let's everyone know you're a clown,
Cuz when you support treason,
Folks have a good reason,
To use "asshole" as your pronoun.

In court there's an obvious smell,
For Trump it doesn't bode well,
When he can't stay awake,
His farts take no break,
"Odor in the court!" the judge did yell.

Trump wants to create a new Reich,
But what would that look like?
Would everyone smile,
While saluting him sieg-heil!
And will Jews need to take a hike?

David Pecker has a story to tell,
For Trump it doesn't bode well,
His "catch and kill" tale,
Might send Trump to jail,
Where his pecker will shrink in his cell.

Spreading Russia disinformation,
With brains on permanent vacation,
They're the MAGA Klan,
And to a man,
Treason is their main reputation.

Republicans act quite insane,
Campaigning to not fund Ukraine,
Who are they kiddin'
Doing Russia's biddin'?
While earning nothing but disdain.

Kari Lake never took a break,
Telling election lies she'd bake,
Like Cleveland's Memorial stadium,
Or her speeches from a podium,
Making both mistakes by the lake.

On your TV you'll see Kari Lake,
A candidate who's someone's mistake,
Please look at her face,
Is she from outer space?
Or is this an AI deep fake?

The Republican party's infected,
They never should be reelected,
It's a coward's disease,
Tied to MAGA sleaze,
From this cult we must be protected.

Citing research that’s full of holes,
Claiming Trump leads in the polls,
Women won’t be dismissed,
Cause they’re really pissed,
So they're raking Fox News over the coals.-from Joe Rogers, Phoenix, AZ

His shysters would like to thwart,
Trump’s dozing off while in court,
But being senile,
Is this geezer’s style
At his age he's unable to comport.-from John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump is now raising a stink,
As he getting closer to the clink,
He’ll feel so inflicted,
If he gets convicted,
With only inmates left to hoodwink.-from John J., Brooklyn, NY

If Biden were eighty eight,
He could still handle our nation's fate,
Unlike Putin's lackey,
Who's really quite tacky,
And well past his "use by date."-from John J., Brooklyn, NY

One shouldn't worry about Biden's age,
But worry about Trump's violent rage,
He seeks retribution,
As a solution,
To serving his sentence in a cage.-from John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump might take Manafort back,
So his campaign stays on the right track,
To get Putin's backing,
For more election hacking,
In a full blown Russian attack.-from John J., Brooklyn, NY

If slurred speech and mis-words are a tell,
Then Donald Trump is clearly not well,
He's really quite old,
With a brain full of mold,
Does Alzheimer’s ring a bell?

Trump bought his son a gold McClaren,
To impress his girlfriend Sharon,
Now all the money he owes,
Giving him business woes,
Has left his family quite Barron.

Trump Jr., Erik, and Barron,
Had access to an estate wherein,
They thought they'd get rich,
But that old son of a bitch,
Had no intentions of sharin'.-from Joe Rogers, Phoenix, AZ

Attracted to her golden locks,
And needing to get off his rocks,
But Trump couldn't escape,
Being accused of rape,
After opening up Pandora's box.

If you're impressed with a Trump golden sneaker,
Your tastes couldn't get much bleaker,
By spending hundreds in cash,
To purchase such trash,
And look like a burnt out meth tweaker.-from Joe Rogers, Phoenix, AZ

He was a gay South Carolina resident,
With designs on becoming Vice President,
He tried to make himself straighter,
So his odds would be greater,
But his quickie engagement seems decadent.

As for candidate Nikki Haley,
Trump played her like a ukulele,
Even with strings attached,
She was no match,
For this buffoon out of Barnum & Bailey.

Who will be Trump's VP,
Someone as crazy as he?
And a neofascist fool,
Who'll continually drool,
While kissing Trump's butt ardently.-from John J., Brooklyn, NY

A small anus-shaped mouth Trump sports,
That spews vile excrement of sorts,
One must wonder why,
Many Americans comply,
With anything this jackass exhorts.

On a campaign stop in Secaucus,
Trump's crowd became too raucous,
So bare naked he stood,
Showing off his manhood,
With his small Republicoccus.

To salute Trump with Sieg Heil!
Never viewed by MAGA as vile,
Who'll raise their right arm,
Cause they like the harm,
Trump does because he's senile.-from John J., Brooklyn, NY

If the Supreme Court does the right thing,
Then Trump won’t become our king,
For if he can’t run,
We'll be rid of this scum,
And the great many problems he’d bring.-from John J., Brooklyn, NY

Out of a sewer crawled Republican vermin,
Though speaking English they sound more German,
With a distinct fascist mind,
Leaving democracy behind,
And leading a theocratic sermon.

Trump spends lots of time on his hair,
It's a job covering up all that is bare,
And his rosacea he must disguise,
So lots of makeup he applies,
An Apprentice with nothing to spare.

Crooks hoping to skip time in jail,
Here's a solution not likely to fail,
Get Trump re-elected,
And you’ll be protected,
As there’ll be more pardons for sale.-from John J., Brooklyn, NY

Jared was Trump’s senior advisor,
But it wasn't because he's wiser,
He just kisses Trump’s ass,
In a way that’s first class,
While not biting with his incisor.-from John J., Brooklyn, NY

He now lives in a prison with rats,
Where nobody wears his red hats,
As he sits all alone,
Without his cellphone,
Trump still blames the Democrats.

With his two ugly sons and daughter,
The Trump Organization's under water,
Now the only solution,
Is complete dissolution,
And sending these pigs to slaughter.

Trump told his audience on FOX,
That his genie came in a box, 
But did he mean genie,
Or his mushroom-shaped weenie?
With a porn star he got off his rocks.

Tim Scott tried to be quite clever,
Ending his presidential endeavor,
"The future looks fine,
If I just bide my time,“
Instead voters told him: NOT EVER!

They cling to their bibles and guns,
Like a pack of angry Huns,
They're the GOP base,
And a national disgrace,
But they're not the chosen ones.

A limp Johnson is running the House,
As a MAGA Trumpian louse,
But he can't unravel,
That tiny little gavel,
Without offending his spouse.

Without delivering a sales pitch,
Mike Johnson sold his soul to the rich,
He’ll get more than plaudits,
For fewer tax audits,
What a conniving son of a bitch.-from John J., Brooklyn, NY

The real estate "genius" from New York,
Who's an orange, obese, ugly dork,
His dealings with ladies,
Have always been shady,
Leaving him nothing left to pork.

Kevin McCarthy lacks any solution,
In his MAGA minions' institution,
Selling out to this minority,
To protect his authority,
He should be charged with prostitution.

McCarthy put on his working hat,
In front of the House to welcome Matt,
A wilting flower going to waste,
Kevin tried to water Gaetz,
Thinking he understood a tit for tat.-from Joe Rogers, Phoenix, AZ

Lindsay Graham almost got indicted,
And he's not at all delighted,
Pandora's box stayed closed,
But as Lindsay well knows,
No open box ever got him excited.

Elon Musk is tech savvy skilled,
At getting Ukrainians killed,
Being Putin’s enabler,
And a US distabler,
Is what makes him feel fulfilled.-from John J., Brooklyn, NY

Lindsay Graham's a double talker,
Who actually endorsed Herschel Walker,
With friends like him,
His party can't win,
Cause we all know he's off his rocker.-from Joe Rogers, Phoenix, AZ

Being sentenced for twenty-two years,
It's prison time that Trump really fears,
Being stuck in the same pen,
Confined with horny men,
Who target men with big rears.-from John J., Brooklyn, NY

As red states engage in contortion,
Over criminalizing all abortion,
As they took that stand,
And overplayed their hand,
They now suffer from buyer's "remorsion".-from Joe Rogers, Phoenix, AZ

We don't know where to begin,
Ramaswamy can't possibly win,
No matter what he tries,
Spreading little "white" lies,
He just has the wrong color skin.

If Evangelicals infect your state,
At the bottom you'll always rate,
Their theocratic mind,
Is always quite blind,
They'll never see the Pearly Gate.

The 14th amendment might tighten the noose,
And prevent Trump from running loose,
A blue state palette,
Kicking him off their ballot,
Might make him a political recluse.-from John J., Brooklyn, NY

If you're donating to the Trump campaign,
It's really a crying shame,
Cause at the end of the day,
You tossed your money away,
And paid for his lawyers again.

If you gave Trump's indictments a glance,
Since this emperor wears no pants,
As a prediabetic,
He's now quite pathetic,
So the judges will take a hard stance.-from John J., Brooklyn, NY

What remains of the GOP,
There's nothing substantial to see,
By doing them in,
So Trump could win,
All that's left is mostly debris.-from John J., Brooklyn, NY

Just like Trump his lawyers are greedy,
And also like him quite seedy,
When they bill the despot,
He cries a lot,
Then hustles more money from the needy.-from John J., Brooklyn, NY

Supreme Court Justices can be bought,
Without them giving much thought,
For a great vacation,
They’ll reshape our nation,
Our democracy’s future is fraught.-from John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump's convinced that vile retribution,
Is most clearly his best solution,
Given Donald’s druthers,
He’d rather screw others,
Cuz he knows he can’t get absolution.-from John J., Brooklyn, NY

Each time Trump is indicted,
I certainly feel delighted,
I’m not mystified,
As it’s justified,
For someone who’s so benighted.-from John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump claims “I am your retribution,”
Let us hope that his prosecution,
Will stick him in the clink,
Where he’ll raise a stink,
But not threaten our constitution.-from John J., Brooklyn, NY

If you’re pregnant in a red state,
Your prospects may not be too great,
No ifs, ands, or buts,
Most pols there are nuts,
They’ve raised your mortality rate.-from John J., Brooklyn, NY

The GOP safeguards tax cheats,
It perceives them to be elites,
Who make the party proud,
When they are allowed,
To continue their tax form deceits.-from John J., Brooklyn, NY

The judge made a wise decision,
Sending Stewart Rhodes to prison,
For a very long time,
This bucket of slime,
Had an Oath Keepers' tunnel vision.

As an affront to the human race,
Six Supreme Court Judges take first place,
These right-wing appointees,
Come across as pure sleaze,
There’s no way that they can save face.-from John J., Brooklyn, NY

The Magas would think it great,
If Tucker was Tump’s running mate,
For they think it’s swell,
They both lie like hell,
And democracy they would castrate.-from John J., Brooklyn, NY

He once carried some clout,
As he would opine and shout,
His MAGA opinions,
To all of his minions,
But now we're just Tuckered out.-from Joe Rogers, Phoenix, AZ

In a gay bar he only gets jeers,
But you need not shed any tears,
Lindsey Graham's in a rut,
Unable to get butt,
Cuz his dick hasn't worked for years.

A traitor was caught wearing red shorts,
Creating a MAGA contingent of cohorts,
Both Tucker and MTG,
From his treason both flee,
Cuz he was a good white Christian of sorts.-from John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump sought advice from Sean Hannity,
Like himself a blubbery manatee,
Could he stay out of prison,
By making this decision,
To plead guilty by permanent insanity?

You are no longer the Sunshine State,
Cuz the Governor's poison you ate,
When you keep on feedin',
From this obvious cretin,
The Dark Ages becomes your fate.

Making sure his state's not woke,
DeSantis is a national joke,
Banning books and abortions,
Through contrived contortions,
That leaves Florida morally broke.-from Joe Rogers, Phoenix, AZ

D.A. Bragg has found his niche,
With new witnesses forced to snitch,
Now there's positive excitement,
Over a Trump indictment,
Cuz he's a slimy son-of-a-bitch.

At a Trump-DeSantis debate,
They'll both claim Putin is great,
They'll let him reign,
Over all of Ukraine,
Because democracy they both do hate.-from John J., Brooklyn, NY

If you support the Religious Reich,
The media mustn't hand you a mic,
No one should be patient,
Hearing views that are ancient,
They must askl you to take a hike.

Jim Jordan's a political hack,
Constantly on the attack,
With a medical diagnosis,
Of an acute psychosis,
With a yellow streak down his back.-from Joe Rogers, Phoenix, AZ

Trump found a reason to swoon,
Over a spying Chinese balloon,
The orange-faced clown,
Wanted it shot down,
A brave demand from a poltroon.-from John J., Brooklyn, NY

Pence wears a white Christian banner,
And behaves in an extremist manner,
His views are outdated,
And widely hated,
He really needs to try a self tanner.

Santos said he raised money for PETA,
In trying to save the cheetah,
But no money arrived,
Cuz they'd been connived,
By a lying election cheata'.

The vet’s pooch had come down with cancer,
And Go Fund Me seemed the only answer,
But Santos had lied,
And the poor dog died,
Because George was a truth enhancer.-from Joe Rogers, Phoenix, AZ

DeSantis and Santos are a pair,
But only one wore women's underwear,
Both are sleazy politicians,
With over-sized ambitions,
And for blatant lying they compare.

If you're counting all the lies he's told,
After George Santos was five years old,
He won a Super Bowl,
By kicking a field goal,
In addition to his Olympic gold.

At a recent volleyball game,
Someone called George Santos' name,
He tried to spike the ball,
And took a really bad fall,
Claiming knee replacements were to blame.

The Republicans lack a direction,
And now it's become an infection,
As the party of "No!",
They have nowhere to go,
Like a porn star who lost his erection.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

The election of the House Speaker,
Turned out to be a squeaker,
It was both chaotic,
And quite idiotic,
Leaving our government much weaker.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

As a Representative-elect,
Santos’ resume should be correct,
But with numerous lies,
He was far from a prize,
Though the GOP found him perfect.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

We should deport Santos to Brazil,
So that the vile lying thief can chill,
In a cell doing time,
For committing a crime,
We don’t care that he’s mentally ill.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

If Donald ends up in the clink,
There’ll be one hell of a stink,
No ifs or buts,
His toadies will go nuts,
But he deserves it, don’t you think?-John J., Brooklyn, NY

The Georgia runoff election drew near,
So Senators Graham and Cruz did appear,
Herschel spoke of his erection,
But upon inspection,
Lindsey knew he'd hold up the rear.

When Herschel was playing football,
He encountered many a fall,
Which rattled his brain,
So thinking’s a strain,
So in the Senate he’d appall.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Like Trump Kari Lake’s a loser,
When Arizona voters didn't choose her,
Wearing matronly dresses,
And butchy-style tresses,
So that Trump wouldn't try to schmoozer.

The midterms brought a defeat,
Making it harder for Trump to cheat,
Losing the election denier,
And Murdoch's empire,
Means that Trumpism's in retreat.

While Trump endorsed Kari Lake,
Most Arizonans thought her a flake,
When the governor's job,
Went to Katie Hobbs,
Leaving a MAGA rattled snake.-from Joe Rogers, Phoenix, AZ

If a condom's too complex,
To wear before having sex,
If Herschel's in D.C.,
Don't believe that he,
Will have a clue of what to do next.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Hershel Walker knows how to breed,
But can't seem to write or read,
His children are distortions,
Like his paid-for abortions,
And he's mentally ill indeed!-John J., Brooklyn, NY

The Judge in Trump's document case,
Has become a national disgrace,
Not unlike Steve Bannon,
She's also a loose Cannon,
After Trump's crimes she tried to erase.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

If there’s a doppelgänger for Trump,
He's frozen in a mental slump,
Of being morally weak,
And looking like a freak,
In a body that belongs in a dump.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

If Trump had a doppelgänger,
He'd likely be a gangbanger,
Cause his lust for violence,
And his mobster alliance,
Is required for a MAGA wrangler.

Josh Hawley ran like a wild gazelle,
Being chased by a mob from hell,
That he once supported,
But who've now been escorted,
Into a federal prison cell.

After a ketchup bottle went Vaaaroom!
Splattering the walls of his dining room,
Now baby Trump is fed,
While lying in his bed,
Slurping Gerber's from a small spoon.

Seditious senator Josh Hawley,
Is now known from Reno to Raleigh,
Down the hallway he sprang,
From his riotous gang,
Like a runaway downhill trolley?-by Joe Rogers, Phoenix, AZ

As he lounged near a beach cabana,
With a girth the size of Montana,
Trump fought extradition,
Showing no contrition,
Enjoying his new home in Havana.-by Joe Rogers, Phoenix, AZ

Sean Hannity resembles a dirigible,
But still remains incorrigible,
But this gasbag of a pimp,
Like the Goodyear blimp,
Soars high among the deplorigibles?-by Joe Rogers, Phoenix, AZ

If you’re planning to attend his rally,
You’ve got no time to dally,
Trump’s lost his clout,
And is on his way out,
Could it be his grand finale?

"I couldn't resist that carrot,"
Said Amy Coney Barrett,
"With a full Court press,
Pregnant women I guess,
Will just have to grin and bear it."-by Joe Rogers, Phoenix, AZ

Texas Republican knavery,
Rejected the word, "slavery."
A dumb endeavor,
That was not very clever,
Only proving they’re quite unsavory.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

At a Georgia Dairy Queen,
We ordered a Marjorie Taylor Greene,
It's a local confection,
But when made to perfection,
Contains only nuts and vanilla ice cream.-by Joe Rogers, Phoenix, AZ

Marjorie Taylor Greene,
Lately hasn't been seen,
Part women part ape,
She managed to escape,
After someone flushed their latrine.

In a strategic retreat to the past,
With women and gays to harass,
A decision was made,
To end Roe vs. Wade,
By a hardcore Uncle Thomas.

A crackpot woman named Ginni,
With a body the opposite of skinny,
Engaged in sedition,
Showing no contrition,
With her husband from "My Uncle Vinny."

Trumpublicans have gotten their way,
For democracy they did betray,
Voters gave them a pass,
Instead of kicking their ass,
Now fascism has seized the day.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Republicans only seek fools,
Because they'll play by their rules,
But the GOP’s silence,
Impels gun violence,
That leads to dead kids in our schools.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

She said: "Bill Gates wants you to eat,
Only his very fake meat,"
Grown in a 'peach tree' dish,
Marjorie Greene did wish,
Her 'gazpacho police' could defeat.

Born eating from a silver spoon,
With a brain like a baby baboon,
Cuz Trump was born rich,
That son-of-a-bitch,
Doesn't know he's just a buffoon.

An Aryan male from Des Moines,
Tattooed a swastika on his loin,
But the ink never set,
So when it got wet,
It MAGAtasticized to his groin.

The bar has risen much higher,
When visiting the orange-faced liar,
No more kissing the ring,
It's a passe thing,
Now you walk a tight-rope wire.

Trump's candidate JD Vance,
Needed to buy himself new pants,
With a really big tear,
In the derriere,
That Trump could probe perchance.

Don't be surprised by JD Vance,
Who switched to a new bromance,
Now he thinks it's slick,
To suck Trump's dick,
But it's just a Kabuki dance.

If you're looking to join Trowf Senshel,
Here's some info that's quite essential,
You'll only find,
A crazed MAGA mind,
Cause the truth is inconsequential.
[At a rally Trump couldn't remember the name of his social media website and mumbled some incoherent words that sounded like what we wrote in the first line of this limerick. The name of his website is Truth Social and in an attempt to correct himself, he may have said something that sounded like Truth Central - also incorrect.]

Kevin McCarthy hoped to disguise,
A series of bold-faced lies,
But tapes came out,
Erasing all doubt,
That Kevin sought Trump's demise.

The distnguished governor of Texas,
Was caught in a political nexus,
Schoolbooks he thought,
That kids were taught,
A confusing battle of sexes.-from Joe Rogers, Phoenix, AZ

Ted Cruz had it all planned,
For his trip to Disney Land,
He'd first de-louse,
Then f**k Mickey Mouse,
While Pluto gave him some hand.

Mark Meadows is in a heap of trouble,
His voter registration was double,
If Republicans laud,
His voter fraud,
It should burst their "Big Lie" bubble.

With her 'Bama southern drawl,
The Governor couldn't stand tall,
The Big Lie she repeated,
That Biden was defeated,
So she's Poison Ivey ya'all.

Sarah Palin seeks a House gig,
Cuz her ego is way too big,
But if she should win,
You'd have to grin,
Since you can put lipstick on a pig.

Tucker is on Russian TV,
So now everyone can see,
He'll be Putin's friend,
Until the end,
Of every Democracy.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

There's a test Lindsey Graham can't fail,
When given to a homosexual male,
So let's try again,
From one to ten,
How gay is Lindsey on this scale?

As Putin's war dominates the news,
Trump's got a case of the blues,
But he could end his dejection,
By winning re-election,
And starting his own war with a ruse.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump created his Big Lie,
So his role model gave it a try:
"There’s no war in Ukraine,
So I'm not to blame,
And no cause for survivors to cry."-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Putin’s convinced that he's a Tsar,
Now that Ukraine is his abattoir,
Because he's so hated,
He should be castrated,
In Kyiv with a dull scimitar.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

If you choose to keep on rootin',
For war criminal Vladimir Putin,
You'd best be aware,
That your own derriere,
Is going to get a swift bootin'.

Putin has a noxious aide:
Morons using a truck blockade,
Supply chain obstruction,
And price hike eruption,
Ensures chaos will cascade.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Rubio and Cruz are quite pissed,
That airlines wanted a no fly list,
Those two seem to favor,
Midair misbehavior,
As mayhem that shouldn’t be missed.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Senator Cruz was on a long flight,
And got into a drag down fight,
Being taken off the plane,
He did complain,
Now the only thing he flies is a kite.

Marjorie Taylor Greene,
Tells stories that are false and mean,
To no one's surprise,
Her souped-up lies,
Brought gazpacho police to the scene.

While many Republicans are keen,
About Marjorie Taylor Greene,
But by thinking a soup,
Is a fascist group,
It makes her a joy to demean.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Cancel culture of the GOP,
Has become more cockamamie,
Kinzinger and Cheney,
As targets is zany,
Yet it’s the Trump party’s cup of tea.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

George Bush dislikes how he looks,
In our nation’s history books,
But his standing could rise,
By the welcome surprise,
Of stating the Trumps are crooks.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump loyalists on the Supreme Court,
Often engage in judicial contort,
Their current battle cry,
Is to let more die,
They don’t care if lives are cut short.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

The hectoring of Fauci by Rand Paul,
Ought to cause the reprobate’s downfall,
But it helps him raise bucks,
From stupid dumb clucks,
Unaware he’s a Neanderthal.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Rand Paul will tell lies for a buck,
His attitude toward Fauci does suck,
Nothing seems stranger,
Than putting Fauci in danger,
So please don't vote for this schmuck.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

In order to avoid Trump mange,
Republicans have reason to change,
They hear voters' cries,
To abandon Trump's lies,
So their priorities they must re-arrange.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

While his attacks on Fauci are sick,
It's Rand Pauls' main funding trick,
So while not sublime,
Maybe next time,
Another neighbor will beat up this prick.

Trump's Presidential plane,
Needed a brand new name,
How about Hair Farce One?
Or Look Into the Sun?
Or the Hidenburg Minus the Flames?

Trump had to pose with Kyle,
And both gave a very big smile,
Always needing attention,
So we had to mention,
To their white fans they gave a Sieg Heil!

The best cure for the Omicron mutation,
For all the Red States in our nation,
What this treatment entails,
Only works for males,
Because it involves castration.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

That Rittenhouse was acquitted,
Caused millions of teeth to be gritted,
This Justice debase,
Is a total disgrace,
To jail he should've been committed.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Congressman Gosar, a DDS,
Got himself in a helluva mess,
He wants AOC dead,
It should be him instead,
Cause decency he doesn't possess.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump thought it was "common sense,"
That rioters wanted to hang Mike Pence,
Cause the Vice President,
Refused to assent,
To his batty election pretense.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump went to a hospital location,
For a colonossification,
When they put in their tube,
They used no lube,
Because he refused sedation.

Ted Cruz confirmed he's a turd,
After he inveighed against Big Bird,
Faulting a Covid shot,
For a five-year old tot,
Means his depravity is undeterred.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Sinema’s fetish with her attire,
And the fact she’s a falsifier,
Proves that she is unfit,
And doesn’t give a shit,
That democracy is under fire.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Manchin is embedded with coal,
Cause he's on the fossil fuel dole,
Polution he ignores,
Their checks he adores,
For corruption has ensnared his soul.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Sinema and Manchin must feel great,
For impairing our nation’s fate,
They both feel elation,
For screwing our nation,
That’s why both are so easy to hate.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

His views make liberals pucker,
And his base requires a sucker,
So if your personal views,
Derive from Fox News,
You've been watching a MotherTucker.

An election that is fair and square,
Is something that Donald can't bear,
One has the impression,
That voter suppression,
Is something he’ll never foreswear.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Are your parents opposed to a vaccine?
What is going on behind the scene?
You ought to ask them why,
They risk having you die,
Cause to normal folks it's obscene.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Sinema’s a dogmatic fanatic,
And for Dems it is problematic,
While she’s not neurotic,
She sure is psychotic,
Leaving Republicans quite ecstatic.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

If Hitler were alive today,
Tucker would be caught in his sway,
He’d sing Adolph’s praises,
To get Fox News raises,
And our democracy he’d betray.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Anti-vaxxers went berserk,
When Ivermectin failed to work,
They still had worms,
And plenty of germs,
And it caused their hips to twerk.

Internet troll Nicki Minaj,
Displays too much decolletage,
So young men excited,
Who'll never be invited,
To be part of her entourage.

Prima-donna Nicki Minaj,
Spewed a ton of Covid garbage,
With only her GED,
And no medical degree,
She's a candidate for triage.

Thank God Newsom wasn’t recalled,
And a Trump wannabe installed,
Gavin’s main adversary,
Was really quite scary,
Leaving most of the voters appalled..-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump accused General Milley of treason,
But Milley had a patriotic reason,
He provided the Chinese,
With clear guarantees,
He could prevent an A-bomb season.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

If you're moving to a very red state,
To avoid a higher tax rate,
Then a Covid death,
Or a child on meth,
May soon become your fate.

A Republican lady named Maude,
Always claimed election fraud,
Even with results one-sided,
She would quickly deride it,
With a rationale totally flawed.

Greg Abbott and Madison Cawthorn,
Are deserving of nothing but scorn,
They should be pushed down stairs,
While in their wheelchairs,
And then dumped into Lake Hawthorne.-please note this limerick is not intended to poke fun at or deride anyone with a disability. These two men just happen to be assholes with a disability. While the limerick may be mean-spirited it's not comparable to a Governor allowing Covid to run rampant and infect others and a U.S.congressman threatening another insurrection against our government.

With not enough hospital beds supplied,
Many innocent patients have died,
Anti-vaxxers now pave,
The fourth Covid wave,
Denying them beds ought to be tried.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Anti-vaxxers deserve to die,
And when they do, you needn’t cry,
They’re worse than pathetic,
And they’re not empathetic,
When they complain, turn a blind eye.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Abbott said he’d eliminate rape,
A promise that left folks agape.
He didn’t show shame,
For his callous claim,
Cuz his brain's the size of a grape.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

It has been repeatedly affirmed,
Republicans should be dewormed,
Though not as bright as sows,
And with the brains of cows, 
Because they are mentally infirmed.-John J., Brooklyn, NYx

Paying Rudy to wish you well,
Means your life is a living hell,
And in case you didn't know,
That personal video,
Was recorded from his prison cell.

When anti-vaxxers have their own way,
They'll eat a horse dewormer with hay,
Against medical advice,
They don't think twice,
Cuz to vaccines they all went, Neigh!

MAGA Maggots are an infestation,
Needing a rapid extermination,
If they can't be wiped out,
There is no doubt,
They'll destroy with no trepidation.

Mike Lindell the MyPillow hack,
Claimed that Trump would soon be back,
There is a good reason,
For behavior like treason,
He must be back on the crack.

Mike Lindell may soon go broke,
Cause he conned so many folks,
So in my opinion,
The suit by Dominion,
For him will be no laughing joke.

What the hell happened to J. D. Vance?
His latest rants leave folks askance,
His book attacked Trump,
Now he’s kissing his rump.
It’s a Fox-worthy political dance.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Poor cruel Governor DeSantis,
You've killed more than a praying mantis,
Allowing Covid to spread,
Ensuring more dead,
May you sink like the Isle of Atlantis.-J. Rogers, Phoenix, AZ

The sword is mightier than the pen,
Thinks most southern white men,
Their ignorance astounds,
As Covid rebounds,
So the South will rise again!

Some AG lawyers threatened to quit,
After Trump threw a hissy fit,
Wanting Rosen out,
And replaced by a lout,
Who's his toady not worthy of spit.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Some GOP governors are in a race,
To spread the virus to every place,
Abbott's not the worst,
DeSantis ranks first,
Nevertheless, both are a real disgrace.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Russia, China, and the GOP,
Are now united as three can be,
They question our vaccines,
Cuz for these philistines,
Screwing Democrats is their cup of tea.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Based on its record Covid rate,
Florida just ain’t doin' that great,
Ron DeSantis is ignoring,
That the infection is soaring,
Making this Trump suck-up easy to hate.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

When Margorie Taylor Greene,
Strode onto the political scene,
It was so easy to explain,
Why this woman's insane,
When she's QAnon's ugly queen.

Michael Flynn has a devious plan,
Aiding sedition whenever he can,
Strip away his three stars,
And all of his bars,
And just call him a Flynn-Flam man.

When it comes down to kicking ass,
Mo Brooks proves he has no class,
He’s an instigator,
And clearly a traitor,
It’s his ass we should kick en masse.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Marjorie Taylor Gangrene,
Is like nothing we've ever seen,
Part woman, Part Q,
It belongs in a zoo,
Where a scientist can uncover that gene.

Although Marjorie Taylor Greene,
Doesn't know her ass from her spleen,
It is our best guess,
She went to Congress,
To serve as someone to demean.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

McCarthy wants to close his eyes,
With hopes that he can disguise,
Vile events on that day,
That won't go away,
Despite all the GOP lies.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Republicans rarely cry,
Though many of them do die,
Their genuflection,
To vaccine rejection,
Is something they glorify.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Senator Paul claims he’s a doctor,
If he is one, he needs a proctor,
Who’s charged with trying,
To keep him from lying,
And being a falsehood concoctor.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

The Republicans have no shame,
For them democracy is fair game,
They promote Trump’s “Big Lie”,
And they never do try,
To do anything but inflame.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

There was an orange man who wore a jumpsuit,
The suit was bright orange to match the galoot,
A jury decision,
That sent Trump to prison,
Ensured his megaphone would forever stay mute.

When Capital Police ranks do shrink,
It's cuz Republicans had Kool Aid to drink,
More funding they impeded,
That was sorely needed,
There's layoffs coming, we think.- a collaboration between topplebush.com and John J., Brooklyn, NY

Murdoch will launch Fox Weather,
Which he’ll keep on a right-wing tether,
Republicans will smile,
When the weather is vile,
Cuz he’ll link that and the Dems together.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

What occurred on the sixth of June,
Almost led McCarthy to swoon,
Facts couldn’t be squashed,
Nor even whitewashed,
So those events he'll have to impugn.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Republicans are able to coax,
Suckers to think facts are a hoax,
It’s time for aggression,
With voter suppression,
Before our democracy croaks.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

The GOP can make you famous,
By proving you're an ignoramus,
Get caught in its spell,
Then tell lies like hell,
Revealing your brain's up your anus.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Wanting Pence's genuflection,
To not certify the election,
But instead Trump got less,
Causing him more distress,
While sparking an insurrection.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

His law license was suspended,
So Rudy acted offended,
But as part of a shitshow,
He had to know,
That his career would be rear-ended.

McConnell’s constant retort,
To calls for bipartisan support,
Is to say, Fuck you!
That's my party's view,
Cuz democracy’s something I thwart.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

They gave the true blame a rejection,
For the January 6th insurrection,
And of course Tucker,
The nutty Fox fucker,
Who claimed an FBI connection.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

There are Republican esoterics,
Who behave like Iranian clerics,
Seeking one party rule,
That makes them drool,
And creates ongoing hysterics.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump gives his unctuous Army,
Praise for their being smarmy,
They all kiss his ass,
Because they lack class,
And they're indisputably barmy.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Sen. Manchin is a true phony,
A Democrat In Name Only,
He rebuffs voting rights,
So they're ensured last rites,
Making him a GOP crony.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

A month ago Trump started a blog,
Promoting the would-be demagogue,
With only self-serving news,
It received few views,
Now is orange face is covered in eggnog.

For August Trump must await,
To know what becomes his fate,
But it won't be a President,
Instead likely a resident,
Of a state prison as an inmate.

Emulating Trumpism through and through,
Samoa's PM launched a coup,
Though most voters complained,
He hasn't been restrained,
So his message, like Trump's, was Screw You!-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Many who don’t want vaccinations,
Are worried about complications,
That may cause them to die,
But there’s no need to cry,
Most are in GOP populations.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Kevin McCarthy had a brother,
The two weren’t like one another,
Though both made from wood,
Only Charlie was good,  
The other someone to smother.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

They whitewashed the Capitol assault,
To prove it wasn’t Trump’s fault,
Blaming Trump’s opponents,
And not his proponents,
For a rampage the ass wouldn’t halt.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

McCarthy is Trump’s main appeaser,
He loves sucking up to the geezer,
As a true hypocrite,
Kevin is only fit,
To be Donald’s toady and pleaser.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

It’s going to be Arkansas’s fate,
To remain a third rate state,
Electing Sanders,
Who avidly panders,
To Trump would create that mistake.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Getting Trump’s endorsement is easy,
If one isn’t ethically sleazy,
Just hunker down,
And suck up to the clown,
And ignore that you’ll look cheesy.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Majorie Taylor Gangrene,
Has a derangement rarely seen,
Part Nazi, part Q.,
A dangerous brew,
In a body composed of styrene.

The Republicans have not disclosed,
They're getting completely hosed,
The Phoenix recount,
Is tantamount,
To being robbed while all of them dozed.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

The problem with Elise Stefanik,
Is beyond being impolitic,
Her sucking up to Trump,
And bussing his plump rump,
Confirms that she’s mentally sick.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Elise Stefanik must be down on her luck,
Or why would she make something up?
She adopted THE Big Lie,
But why, oh why,
Her constituents she chooses to fuck?

The GOP’s stuck in Trump’s boat,
And this boat is trapped in a moat,
Let’s hope some AGs,
Use their expertise,
To make sure this damn boat can't float.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Allowing the Democrats to vote,
Has gotten the Republican’s goat,
Because Dems could win,
They’ve become maudlin,
That’s why supressing votes is cutthroat.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump toadies have to be really dumb,
To allow themselves to succumb,
And to internalize,
Donald’s transparent lies,
They’d be better off sucking their thumb.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump grabbed some GOP donations,
And made them his appropriations,
Due to his intense greed,
And his immense need,
Cuz of debts and investigations.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

The GOP’s the party of no,
It dissension that they sow,
They have no platform,
So they must disinform,
Amid the bullshit they bestow.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

"Don’t donate to the GOP,"
Is Donald’s desperate plea,
He wants those bucks,
Cuz his income now sucks,
So he wants you to be his payee.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

The GOP has launched an attack,
That appears a KKK hark back,
Its current obsession,
With voter suppression,
Aims at blocking all voting while black.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

DeSantis thinks he’s Trump with a brain,
Who, unlike Donald, he isn’t insane,
Yet on Covid he’s crap,
Spewing right wing pap.
Which is why he’s far worse than inane.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump said his numbers were “tremendous.”
His supporters thought them stupendous,
Cuz Trump’s very skilled,
At getting people killed,
His real numbers are horrendous.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Florida's Governor Ron DeSantis,
Has the charm of a praying mantis,
His actions weren't desirous,
Cuz they spread the virus,
Voters should ship him off to Atlantis.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

What is the matter with Tucker?
When he's near Trump's ass he'll pucker. 
Plus he won’t wear a mask,
As a life saving task,
Boy, he really is a dumb fucker.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Nut jobs who are ranting on Fox,
Are spreading the Covid pox,
They claim wearing a mask,
Is a nanny state task,
So these fuckers are dumb as their flocks.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

The Grand Old Party appalls,
Cuz Trump has them by the balls,
Having no spine,
They must toe his line,
But only a small number this really galls.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Chaney appears patriotic,
Her critics are real idiotic,
When she censures Trump,
They defend the dumb lump,
Claiming some days he's not neurotic.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump believes he’s still in the pink,
But that's not what some AGs think,
He is in their sights,
Which keeps Trump up nights,
Knowing he could land in the clink.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Many Trumpers are not getting shots,
Freeing up vaccination slots,
The Dems quickly take,
The spots they forsake,
Thanks to their moronic boycotts.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Gaetz's lady will find out soon,
What happens if you marry a goon,
It's not a good decision,
With Matt facing prison,
Where you can only get together on Zoom.

The GOP Congressional freaks,
Are revealed when each of them speaks,
They're easy to despise,
So if voters get wise,
We might soon be rid of these creeps.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

What the hell is the matter with Gaetz?
The Congressman sparks voter regrets,
For when he gets laid,
The broads must be paid,
Otherwise they'll be issuing threats.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

There was a gay man from Fargo,
Who was invited to stay in Key Largo,
Lindsay Graham was there,
And they decided to pair,
So both could unload their cargo.

With his popularity running quite high,
President Biden reached for the sky,
A big relief bill,
Gave voters a thrill,
And Republicans a big black eye.

Lachlan Murdoch claims Fox’s mission,
Is Biden’s “loyal opposition,”
But that’s a load of crap,
For Fox wants to kneecap,
Every Democrat position.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

We've got some important news,
For Senator Cancun Cruz,
Gov. Abbott won't despair,
If you're full of hot air,
Cause he's a political whore like youz.

With tactics that were quite vicious,
Trump's mob behaved seditious,
It's an easy decision,
Sending these cretins to prison,
With punishment that will taste so delicious.

A third vaccine is good news,
That some red states may misuse,
Cuz if a few stupid fools,
Relax Covid rules,
The fight for normality we'll lose.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

The GOP's in Trump's pocket.
CPAC proved one can't block it,
Its speakers were clear-cut,
Each one kissing Trump's butt,
The others were kept off the docket.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Ending Covid mandates in Texas,
Will make it a pandemic nexus,
Governor Abbott doesn’t care,
Though thousands will swear,
The moment they become infectious. -John J., Brooklyn, NY

Abbott’s Covid-19 rodeo,
Will allow more virus to flow,
It's a free-for-all,
That’s going to appall,
And force this governor to eat crow.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Who should pay the $30 million bucks?
How about the destructive dumb fucks,
Trump sent on a rampage,
Who belong in a cage,
Or their "billionaire" leader who sucks.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Not raising the minimum wage,
Is unquestionably an outrage,
It has remained floored,
While prices have soared,
Which Sen. Thune is too dumb to gage.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

You're stuck with me, testified DeJoy,
A disaster who is far from coy,
We don't want a sly whiz,
What we really need is,
A postmaster, not Trump's errand boy.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Florida flew their flags at half-staff,
Which was a ridiculous gaffe,
To commemorate Rush,
You'd think they'd blush,
Or better yet, have a good laugh.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

From Mar-a-Largo came a loud squeal,
Trump's accountants were forced to reveal,
Tax filings for eight years,
That brought him to tears,
Being a tax cheat is a big deal.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Ted Cruz flying over Trump’s wall,
Became a political football,
Many people were agog,
When he didn’t take his dog,
So Cruz explained, "it was bugger all!"- John J., Brooklyn, NY

At Mar-a-Lago their golf game stalls,
But not because nature calls,
Or because Trump will cheat,
So he won't get beat,
It's because Lindsey loses his balls.

Many millions of people now pray,
That Trump will soon fade away,
His influence would wane,
And, as less of a pain,
Who'd care whatever he'd say.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump hasn't been held to account,
It's an error we need to surmount,
No votes for his minions,
And their dumb opinions,
Might keep the ass down for the count.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

We know what MAGA means today?
It's Moronic Assholes Gone Astray,
If you're thin or fat,
And it's on you hat,
This acronym won't go away.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

A cold snap caught Texas by surprise,
So the GOP responded with lies,
Acting like Trump,
The deceitful lump,
He's the jackass they idolize.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Why does Lindsay give Trump a pass?
This behavior seems quite crass,
He's hangs around Trump,
Cause this gay chump's,
Dick always seeks more ass.

Greene’s remarks are truly bizarre,
But they won’t win her a cigar,
What she says creates pain,
Because she's insane,
But it makes her a GOP star.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Often Trump’s shysters aren’t paid,
So their efforts are often a charade,
Many are blowhards,
Who repeat his canards,
And most are far from top grade.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

The voters ended Trump’s reign,
Is he still his party’s ball and chain?
He could forswear control,
Step back and just cajole,
Or this asshole just might run again.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump and the GOP are entwined,
There’s no way that they’ll unbind.
Anyone cutting ties,
And or disputing his ,
Is quickly tossed out and maligned.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

We need Covid relief that’s massive,
Not a bill little more than passive,
Millions will be betrayed,
If they don't get quick aid,
There's no time for the impassive.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Republicans need to be aware,
That their behavior is most unfair,
The bedlam they beget,
Has created a threat,
That could soon be beyond repair.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Hawley, Cruz and Cotton,
Three senators who are rotten,
They're easy to despise,
As they echo Trump’s lies,
Proving they're misbegotten.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Gerrymandering has to go,
Having nothing good to bestow,
It’s not democratic,
But it is schismatic,
And engenders political woe.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

When you compare Greene and Cheney,
You realize the latter is brainy,
Cheney's smart and can think,
While Greene needs a shrink,
Because she is evil and zany.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

The GOP can't play fair and square,
Honest elections it cannot bear,
It explains its obsession,
With voter suppression,
Without it its wins would be rare.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

The GOP's current objective,
Besides political invective,
Is to take pride in,
Hampering Biden,
So he's not nearly as effective.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Murdoch's denaturalization
Would be bodacious for our nation,
Lucid people despise,
His spreading Trump lies,
Which is his treasured vocation.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

The GOP can't win fair and square,
Because not enough voters are there,
Hence their aggression,
With voter suppression,
To kick democracy in the derriere.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Although Donald lost the election,
He retains GOP affection,
Thinking he's the victim,
They suck up to him,
It's political genuflection.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump's still presidentially unfit,
But he thinks he still hot shit,
Though they know he's a nut,
Toadies still kiss his butt,
Cuz they fear this deranged ass won't quit.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump's new reality show,
Is finding out where one should go,
To schedule a slot,
For your vaccine shot,
With instructions written in guano.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump, despite his ill repute,
Wants a twenty-one gun salute,
This display of gall,
Amid his downfall,
Proves he's a narcissistic galoot.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Mar-a-Largo should be Trump’'s home,
He must live where the gilded roam,
Where folks are dim,
Who voted for him,
And who'll catch the Covid syndrome.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Each minute several people die,
Which makes a great many cry,
Yet it's the opinions,
Of dumb Trump minions,
It's another news media lie.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Representative Lauren Boebert,
Seems to be mentally inert,
So one should defer,
Getting close to her,
For her breath and bullets can hurt.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Republicans should be ashamed,
Cause they are the ones to be blamed,
Their attempt to void votes.
Very clearly denotes.
They must be indicted and arraigned.-John J. Brooklyn, NY

If Trump wasn't a stupid shit,
He should have already quit,
With no pardon from Pence,
He'll get jail time immense,
And look good in an orange outfit.-John J. Brooklyn, NY

Trump has gone off the rails,
It's the reason why he wails,
That he won the election,
And wants a rejection,
Of all but his dumb fairy tales.-John J. Brooklyn, NY

The GOP has been contented,
With a president who’s demented,
But the stupid ass,
Who is vile and crass,
Makes all others discontented.-John J. Brooklyn, NY

Donald's wrapped in a cloak of lies,
So he will appear to be a prize,
He uses this charade,
Because he's afraid,
What he really is all will despise.-John J. Brooklyn, NY

The Twenty-fifth Amendment for Pence,
Could be his best defense.
Of the accusation,
He’s got a fixation,
With bonds to Trump too intense.-John J. Brooklyn, NY

Trump’s impeachment should be delayed,
Until Biden has his upgrade,
Then there’ll be time to show,
Why Trump needs to go,
And his businesses rate a blockade.-John J. Brooklyn, NY

Trump had chances for success,
But he displayed a lack of finesse,
While receptive to sleaze,
He sidestepped expertise,
And that caused widespread distress.-John J. Brooklyn, NY

Looser is a term Trump despises,
He thinks he deserves to win prizes,
But since he was sworn in,
His winnings have been thin,
Which everyone else realizes.-John J. Brooklyn, NY

Trump’s toadies thought it so sweet,
And their sedition Trump would greet,
But they weren't very clever,
And instead their endeavor,
Led to their massive defeat.-John J. Brooklyn, NY

Trump is a foe of democracy,
And, of course, meritocracy,
He’s deluded, of course,
But shows no remorse,
For wanting his own autocracy.-John J. Brooklyn, NY

Fortunately Pence did not laud,
Claims of large voter fraud,
But as a Trump lackey,
He has been so crappy,
He's proven to be deeply flawed.-John J. Brooklyn, NY

Sleazebags who faulted the election,
Caused much GOP disaffection,
While some did condemn,
The DC mayhem,
Too few backed a Trump rejection.-John J. Brooklyn, NY

The endeavor of Hawley and Cruz,
Was a extremely despicable ruse,
To stir up objection,
To Biden’s election,
To light their Presidential fuse.-John J. Brooklyn, NY

Trump finally had an epic success,
He created a deplorable mess,
What wasn't surprising,
A white nationalist uprising,
Creating a political abscess.-John J. Brooklyn, NY

The actions of Cruz and Hawley,
Were clearly creepy-crawly,
They ignored all the facts,
Having adverse impacts,
With consequences vile and squally.-John J. Brooklyn, NY

Donald McRonald ate burgers and fries,
And became obese to no one's surprise,
He's been taking a drug,
So his arteries won't plug,
But it shrunk his penis to an abnormal size.

Rudy will still try to bone ya,
Whether he's got Covid or pneumonia,
But after this neer'do'well,
Ends up in Hell,
At least from there he won't phone ya.

He said "There was a massive dump,"
Of ballots...not from his rump,
But Trump can't quit,
When he's full of shit,
And Exlax won't cure this chump.

Sen. McConnell's main priority,
Is making sure he's not a minority,
So elect Warnock and Ossoff,
So McConnell can't jack-off,
After he loses his Senate majority.

At the North Pole there's lots of elves,
With no gifts for Trump on their shelves,
Just one Christmas card,
Written by their bard,
That says, "Trumps go fuck yourselves!"

Guess who emphatically stated,
Covid death figures are inflated?
How the hell would Tump know,
The uncaring no-show,
Where the dead and dying are located.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Those out of work need a hand,
Two thousand bucks would be grand,
On food it'll be spent,
Or to pay off the rent.
But Moscow Mitch has taken a stand.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump has made an impression,
About presidential succession,
Don't elect any crooks
Or ones who won't read books,
To achieve presidential progression.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Moscow Mitch does have the power,
To induce Senators to cower,
Because he can’t stand,
People getting two grand,
It's not our finest hour.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

The Russian cyber attack,
Means Trump’s got Putin’s back,
Our traitorous creep,
Hardly uttered a peep,
Biden won't cut Putin some slack.- John J. Brooklyn, NY

The GOP won't clean up its act,
Even when their party has cracked,
They've clearly split,
And must get rid of their shit,
By ensuring the crazies are sacked.- John J. Brooklyn, NY

Every economic forecaster,
Says employment should grow faster,
The GOP says no,
Making it grow slow,
To stick Biden with a disaster.- John J. Brooklyn, NY

Trump’s obsessed with toilet flow,
Every time that he needs to go,
Which is very petty,
But he won't get sweaty
Over an ICU's overflow.- John J. Brooklyn, NY

In a Trump building one can piss,
Without having to feel amiss,
On an escalator,
Or an elevator,
Aim carefully so you won’t miss.- John J. Brooklyn, NY

The Russian cyber attack,
Means Trump’s got Putin’s back,
Our traitorous creep,
Hardly uttered a peep,
Biden won't cut Putin that slack.- John J. Brooklyn, NY

Trump is no longer our leader,
He’s now a disaster breeder,
Our computers attacked,
The economy sacked,
The clown’s now a Covid feeder.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

In a effort to subvert the vote,
Donald’s efforts became cutthroat,
He let Rudy loose,
Who cooked his goose,
With the antics of a showboat.- John J., Brooklyn, NY 

Although Civid-19 deaths have soared,
The crisis left Trump very bored,
He thinks his fuss,
Over voting’s a plus,
But those antics the judges ignored.- John J., Brooklyn, NY 

The pandemic merits a new name,
That’s linked to those we should shame,
It’s the departing schmuck,
Who let Covid run amok,
“Trump Virus” pinpoints the blame.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

He gives our nation a black eye,
Although some think Trump's a great guy,
They overlook his defeats,
And appreciate his tweets,
And his bullshit they're willing to buy.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

President Trump’s final days of rage,
Makes one think he belongs in a cage,
By his recent decrees,
He has proven that he’s,
Overdue to be yanked offstage.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

President Trump’s final days of rage,
Makes one think he belongs in a cage,
By his recent decrees,
He has proven that he’s,
Overdue to be yanked offstage.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

With three thousand lives lost in a day,
Trump ought to have a kind word to say,
But his frown and blank stare,
Shows he's not one to care,
He’d much rather be golfing today.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

They'll be an answer to our prayer,
If Trump descends purgatory’s stair,
To permanently dwell,
Rotting away in hell,
While screaming it’s really unfair.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

There's a new bucket list goal for me,
That’s something you might want to see,
I now really crave,
To piss on Trump’s grave,
I'd be delighted if you'd join me.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Voters in Georgia could save the day,
Diminishing widespread dismay,
Two Senate wins,
Won't offset GOP sins,
But it will let Dems shout hooray.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Donald’s behavior isn't sang-froid,
Because he has become paranoid,
His enemies galore,
Who he does abhor,
He’s obsessed to see destroyed.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Thanks to his daddy being rich,
Donald never had to dig a ditch,
But with skills far from great,
He had to compensate,
By lying like a son of a bitch.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Donald has a new group to hate:
GOP Secretaries of State,
They gave him the facts,
Which he always attacks,
But that’s not going to alter his fate.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Goofy Rudy went around mask free,
So that one could clearly see,
That behaving wacky,
As Trump’s legal lackey,
Meant he wouldn't stay Covid free.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Melania’s tennis pavilion,
Is likely to cost over a million,
With the virus amok,
The proposal does suck,
For it clearly is reptilian.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Donald now has an imperfection,
So he’s contesting the election,
He needs something to do,
Now that he cannot screw,
Cuz he’s too old for an erection- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Donald’s in a very depressed state,
Because he has a lot on his plate,
Although he’s a looser,
He isn’t a boozer,
What's left is to abdicate.- John J., Brooklyn, NY

Rudy will still try to bone ya,
Whether he's got Covid or pneumonia,
So don't wish him well,
Let him go to Hell,
At least from there he can't phone ya.

The Trump family's reputation,
Has a scandal marred gestation,
All are bad actors,
And some malefactors,
That's not beneath their aspiration.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

High Covid death counts on each day,
Might take months to fade away,
But Trump doesn’t care,
Nor think it unfair, .
For it leaves him more to slay.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Let us hope Biden will soon have hired ,
Competent people that Trump has fired,
Not those who would lie,
Or praise him to the sky,
Or believe that Trump was inspired.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

For the polite, Trump is a nitwit,
For many, he gives rise to a fit,
He's inept and crude,
He's nasty and rude,
But for me, he's simply a shit.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Trump's going to leave Biden a mess,
That Biden will have to address,
Voters in the Peach State,
Could help him actuate,
Two senators to achieve success.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Our economy’s is in a deep slump.
In need of a strong upward bump,
But McConnell says no,
So he can torpedo,
A rebound not credited to Trump.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Trump is usually quite lazy,
But he’ll be pardoning like crazy,
For those with family ties,
Echoers of his lies,
And allies with links that are hazy.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Trump’s nuttiness has reached a new peak,
He’s now ranting like some sort of freak,
The ass had expected,
He'd be re-elected,
A belief that was not tongue-in-cheek.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Post-election the Trumpy is bitter,
Spends his days lamely ranting on Twitter,
So while wailing 'bout hacks,
He'll eat seven Big Macs,
Then go change his Depends in the shitter.-from viewer Brian Weissman, Seattle, WA

When Trump learned he lost the election,
He couldn't accept his rejection,
With moaning and whining,
Gross fraud keeps assigning,
But it's all a time-wasting deflection.-from viewer Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Joe Biden proved Trump is a twit,
With the voters, he wasn't a hit,
Of course Trump cried "foul",
Proceeded to howl,
But it won't change the outcome a bit!-from viewer Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

There was an old blowhard named Trump,
The personification of chump,
He'd shoot off his mouth,
From the North to the South,
Then blow promises out of his rump.-anonymous submission

Republicans are twiddling their thumbs,
While the rest of the nation succumbs,
With a piercing scream,
To Covid Nineteen,
And its very gruesome outcomes.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

When the election was over,
Trump thought he'd be rolling in clover,
But he's having a fit,
Cuz he can't admit,
Results that he must get over.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Three cheers for Secretaries of State,
Who didn’t rise to The Donald’s bait,
They did an honest count,
And found zero amount,
Of their states' vote tallies to negate.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

There's a vain jackass from Queens,
Who's had extremely weird dreams,
One was being his thing,
To become our King,
Biden's win torpedoed such schemes.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Many millions are now unemployed,
But Mitch McConnell is paranoid,
About giving them aid,
Because he is afraid,
The Democrats would be overjoyed.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Why not offer Trump a full reprieve,
If he would immediately leave,
To be rid of the ass,
Would end the impasse,
Making goals easier to achieve.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Covid deaths are accelerating,
While Trump’s reactions are frustrating,
For he always stalls,
Any responses to calls,
For actions that would be mitigating.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Senate elections in the Peach State,
Will affect the economy's fate,
If the GOP wins,
It'll continue its sins,
So the job outlook won't be great.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

A pandemic that's out of control,
Seems to be Trump's post election goal,
As he's mentally dim,
Doing nothing for him,
Is an ideal role for this asshole.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Our Supreme Court's shift on the right,
Has created a rational fright,
Large gatherings to pray,
Should cause much dismay,
By adding to our Covid plight.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Trump by ignoring the contagion,
Is engaged in a vile evasion,
Many thousands will die,
But we won't see him cry,
Cuz for him deaths aren't a dissuasion.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

After the voters toppled Trump,
The stock market took a big jump,
Investors realized,
A White House normalized,
Could end the economic slump.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Thanks to Trump's Supreme Court pick,
There will be more Covid-19 sick,
Worshiping en masse,
Now's a protected class,
So more will have a bucket to kick.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Our nation deserves some good luck,
Now that the dumb cluck is a lame duck,
We should take great pride in,
Electing Joe Biden,
And removing a vile orange schmuck.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

With a few more months to plunder,
We all must start to wonder,
Does Trump have the zeal,
To continue to steal,
While ripping the country asunder.

Melania must have done the math,
Staying married to a psychopath,
In a relationship transactional,
It's certainly quite factual,
That when he cheats she takes a bath.

If there are Trump flags on your truck,
I'll know you're a first-class shmuck,
Displaying this banner,
In an unseemly manner,
Shows you don't give a fu*k.

As Trump departs will he show some class,
Or does he maintain his efforts to harass?
A tranquil transition,
Would display cognition,
Except for one who is a jackass.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

By preventing Trump’s re-election,
Voters expressed their rejection,
Besides censorious, 
It was inglorious,
Reflecting their widespread objection.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Trump is showing no inhibition,
About obstructing the transition,
The ass was defeated,
Without being cheated,
He'll soon find himself in perdition.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Senators Loeffler and Perdue,
Ought to be given what what they are due,
Let's hope all Georgians,
Ignore their contortions,
And voters don't let them squeak through.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Trump greatest success as president,
About which he was impenitent,
Although not desirous,
He did spread the virus,
Killing thousands without precedent.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Trump lost interest in Covid-19,
About this he can't come clean,
Thousands more will die,
While he repeats the lie:
There was no reason to intervene.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Republicans won't even try, 
To limit the number who'll die,
Their lack of concern,
Makes one want to squirm,
The GOP all must decry.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Cheating for Trump is a way of life,
He's unconcerned about causing strife,
His abhorrent conceit,
Of rejecting defeat,
Is causing Covid deaths to run rife.-from viewer John J, Brooklyn, NY

Trump ought to put our nation first,
Not treat it as if he's accursed,
A stymied transition,
Is a depraved mission,
He deserves to be tossed out headfirst.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Had Donald been reelected,
The world would've been dejected,
A virus uncontrolled,
Would have taken hold,
And millions would have beeen infected.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

What the hell is the matter with Trump?
The jerk won't he get off his fat rump,
Though thousands are dying,
He's not even trying,
To suppress a big covid bump.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump likes the poorly educated,
To him they're very dedicated,
DeVos provided more,
As her assigned chore,
Whom he quickly manipulated.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Why does Trump create such a fuss?
He clearly doesn’t care about us,
He's a snake in the grass,
Trying to save his ass,
His intransigence is treasonous.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

When events go astray Trump gets riled,
And he act like an irksome child,
Votes didn't go his way,
So he's claiming foul play,
He should be booted out and reviled.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Even though Trump will soon be gone,
And there will be a brand new dawn,
He can still manage,
To do more damage,
And more violence he could spawn.

Although Trump has become a lame duck,
He has not stopped running amok,
He's used his position,
To wreck the transition,
It's more proof that he's a dumb fuck.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

As Trump departs will he show some class,
Or maintain his efforts to harass?
A tranquil transition,
Would display cognition,
But Trump was born to be a jackass.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

The only fraud in the election,
Was the one subject to ejection,
Our commander-in-cheat,
Who won't admit defeat,
Deserves his widespread rejection.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump can't stand being defeated,
So he claims that he was cheated,
It's one more blatant lie,
That only dummies buy,
Thank God the clown was unseated.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Let's give Doctor Fauchi three loud cheers,
And defeated Trump well-deserved jeers,
The former's impressive,
The latter's depressive,
Let us rejoice when Trump disappears.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

This election was sheer perfection,
By preventing Trump's re-election,
Besides censorious,
It was inglorious,
Reflecting our widespread objection.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

So goodness has just come to pass,
'Cause Biden has kicked Donald's ass.
No more of his cheating,
His bleating and tweeting,
Return to a government with class!-from viewer Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Donald Trump missed his quota,
In the state of Minnesota,
The LOSER acted bitter,
Complaining on Twitter,
It's clear he's not changed one iota.-from viewer Jan, Roermond, Netherlands

There was a President named Trump,
He had a big fat rump,
Like the turd that he is,
Face the color of Cheese Whiz,
America voted him straight to the dump.-from a viewer

QAnon folks thinks Trump's their savior,
Despite his outlandish behavior,
They think he is great,
Dems view him with hate,
He deserves naught but our disfavor.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Though Trump is a screwup grand master,
He said Fauchi was a disaster,
But if Trump gets his way,
The only thing to say,
Is Covid deaths will surge much faster.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump's not considered presidential,
Most voters deem him unessential,
He's very lazy,
Tells lies like crazy,
Lately he has been pestilential.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump says should he loose the election,
He may react to this rejection,
By claiming it's a fraud,
And then moving abroad,
Putin'll give him love and protection.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Will anyone in Trump's circle die?
He certainly is not one to cry,
All of them ought to quit,
And not work for the shit,
If they stay, they should ask themselves why?-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

She'll take away our 'right to choose',
The post of a Justice, abuse,
With Barrett in power,
With each passing hour,
The more of our freedoms we'll lose.-from viewer Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Trump's Court pick Amy C. Barrett,
Says "can't answer that" like a parrot,
Says she knows the law,
Has even more jaw,
Says "I'm always right, I declare it!"-from viewer Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Donald J. Trump is an inept cluck,
That's why the virus is running amok,
The census is skewed,
The Post Office screwed,
And our economy's now unstuck.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Being maskless shows Trump doesn't care,
About anyone else's welfare,
He puts himself first,
Proving he's the worst,
As Head of State, he's a nightmare.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Does Trump want to immunize the herd?
An idea experts know is absurd,
It would wipe out millions,
Of blameless civilians,
It's why no one should vote for this turd.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

If Amy B. gets on the Court,
You'll be screwed if you need to abort,
It's back to contortions,
Knitting needle abortions,
Women's health falling way short.-from viewer Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Amy B. is a great obfuscator,
A great minion to Trump, the dictator,
When she's tempted to lie,
Platitudes she'll let fly,
Like her boss, a truth fabricator.-from viewer Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Amy B. is a great obfuscator,
A transparent truth fabricator,
When she's tempted to lie,
Platitudes she'll let fly,
To democracy she is a traitor.-from viewer Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

There surely are no ifs, ands or buts,
Attending a Trump rally is nuts.
Folks get close and shout,
So there is no doubt,
The virus will hone in on their guts.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump could cause you to take a header,
For his actions get people deader,
Should he take off his mask?
It could spawn your last gasp,
Cuz he's become a superspreader.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn,

Said the virus, I'll have the last laugh,
It's clear if you just do the math,
Now POTUS is sick,
Cause he believed his own schtick,
Covid's working on Biden's behalf!-from viewer Kira Weissman, Norroy, France

Said POTUS, masks just aren't for me,
Those who wear them look super wimpy,
So the virus got in,
Trump's chances are slim,
And the Dems are laughing with glee!-from viewer Kira Weissman, Norroy, France

Trump's toadies are paying a steep price,
Working for someone who's not nice,
He's a super spreader,
Making more folks deader,
He treats them like laboratory mice.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

So POTUS scorned wearing a mask,
Called that a superfluous task,
Now he's got the infection,
Screwed up the election,
His fault? Well, you don't have to ask.-from viewer Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Now that Trump has COVID-19,
Be honest, it's every Democrats dream,
While he's feeling down,
Let's get rid of this clown,
Cast your vote. You know which way to lean.-from viewer Naomi Wark, Camano Island, WA

Donald J. Trump finally paid the price,
Of failing to heed expert advice,
There's no guessing game,
How he became fair game,
In his Covid fool's paradise.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

A vaccine that is pre-election,
Is unlikely to be be perfection,
It won't be well tested,
And therefore contested,
By many who'll doubt its protection.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Without a doubt, Trump's greatest success,
Is his knack for creating a mess,
One that's beyond the pale,
Is screwing up the mail,
More proof that he is worse than useless.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

The CDC's becoming a joke,
Due to Trump toady's claim it misspoke,
They do this to deceive,
What we need to believe,
Is a CDC Trump hasn't broke.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump is now feeling dejected,
Because he won't be re-elected,
His recent repertoire,
Of opinions bizarre,
Should ensure that the jerk's rejected.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Some believe Trump is a harmless twit,
Others claim he's a conniving shit,
Whatever he may be,
Most of us can agree,
As president, he's clearly unfit.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump's convinced that he's perfection,
And that he's going to win the election,
Let's reveal our deep hate,
And set the asshole straight,
Through Joseph R. Biden's selection.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

As a citizen Murdoch's unfit,
He treats his adopted country like shit,
Fox News echoes Trump's lies,
And scripts what Trump decries,
To garner an abhorrent profit.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

How will Trump deal with rejection,
If he looses the election?
Will he say, "Hell no,
I'm not going to go,"
Or abide by Biden's selection?-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

When Jared has a task to head up,
Those working on it often throw up,
He is a past master,
At causing disaster,
Who's perceived as a total screwup.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump supporters are very perverse,
As they manage to make matters worse,
While homes were inflamed,
There were looters they claimed,
Causing some not to flee and to curse.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump disparages the CDC,
For not knowing as much he,
Deaths are climbing higher,
And the outlook's dire,
For he won't heed those brighter you see.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Several words you can say rhyme with Trump,
There's grump, lump, rump, and schlump.
But the best of all,
If you have the gall,
Is when you hear his name, shout dump!-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

A vaccine before the election,
Might give rise to Trump's resurrection,
But if it proved a flop,
He'd quickly take a hop,
And blame Biden for its selection.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump, a climate change denier,
Who's known as a constant liar,
In fact there's no confusion,
But a very clear conclusion:
He knows temperature will get higher.-from viewer Jan, Roermond, Netherlands

Russia owns Trump somehow,
So let's all make this vow,
Get rid of the Turd,
On November third,
So he can't sell condos in Moscow.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

"I still like playing it down,"
Argues the simple-minded clown,
Tens of thousands have died,
While Tweety lied,
He's the most evil loser in town.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

The tapes won't let us forget,
Trump lied about the COVID threat,
Said the virus would disappear,
Then stuck his head up his rear,
While the country played Russian roulette.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

Trumpsters are political tools,
Aboard the Ship of Fools,
They believe the lies and tweets,
Search for bone spurs on his feet,
Dine on the gruel from his stool.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

Of the ones who heard Trump and Fauchi,
How much better off some would be,
If they obeyed Tony,
And not Trump's baloney,
They'd have a chance of being Trump free.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump's appointees are a motley crew,
Who believe what Trump says is true,
Besides being pure scum,
Most are venal and dumb,
One just hankers to tell them screw you!-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump seems to have gone off his rocker,
With statements extremely improper,
When he's opened his yap,
Nothing came out but crap,
That we hope will cause him a shocker.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

If there is a Q on your T-shirt,
It's untruth that you're trying to blurt,
Which with your dense allies,
And your trusting Trump's lies,
Prove that you are a really dumb squirt.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump's recent comments have been cuckoo,
Did they derive from some bugaboo?
What brought about the need,
To dash to Walter Reed?
Was it to search for Donald's loose screw?-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump finally decided to come clean,
That he knew about Covid-19,
To avoid a panic,
What he did was manic,
Making us all want to scream.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Should Donald Trump be re-elected?
There's no need to be dejected,
All off us can call for,
Impeachment once more,
With Covid-19 interjected.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump's audacity is outrageous,
He deliberately betrayed us,
His avoiding panic,
Was an act satanic,
When we required acts sagacious.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Slippery dickory Donald,
Sought adulation like Ronald,
So he wooed all the snobs,
The slobs and the mobs,
But wound up as Ronald McDonald.-from viewer Jayge

Trump's an all around mess,
Corrupt, two-faced, and heinous,
Orange face like a pumpkin,-
Prick fit for a Munchkin,
His mouth is really his anus.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

Trump strains to explain,
His hypocrisy again,
He cannot escape,
The Woodward tapes,
His charade is truly insane.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

Trump insulted the Marines' war dead,
When he avoided rain on his head,
That would spoil his hairstyle,
Which most yearn to defile,
That's why scorn for the asshole's widespread.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump wants his likeness on Mount Rushmore,
A carving most people would abhor,
No one wants Donald's face,
On this historic place,
It should be scratched on a restroom door.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Ready or not, a vaccine will come,
A hurried launch could prove to be dumb,
What if it had a quirk,
And it might not work,
Or it could send you to kingdom come?-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

The extremely callous things that Trump said, 
About military maimed and dead,
Is indefensible,
And reprehensible,
It will follow him to his deathbed.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump's new postmaster who's named DeJoy, 
Is a very irresponsible cowboy,
He's screwed up the mail,
To insure it'll fail,
Proving he's one more Trump errand boy.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump, a notorious draft ducker,
Apparently thinks I'm a sucker,
I resent his smears
For I served three years,
So go to hell, you stupid fucker!-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump turmoil is absurd,
Must be stopped on November 3rd,
Vote to end his reign,
Flush him down the drain,
So he lands in a cesspool of turds.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

Why did Trump slink off to Walter Reed?
It was suspicious people agreed,
As it wasn't announced,
The news media pounced,
And his supporters became worried.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump's brain is the antimatter,
With his "Suckers and Losers" chatter,
He's a draft dodging zero,
Who insults our heroes,
Upon him go empty your bladder.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

Trump wants to open schools quick 
Claiming few students will get sick,
Teachers are raising hell,
For some a death knell,
Inflicted by a dumb lunatic.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump says that some people should vote twice,
An illegal act that's not nice,
Votes at polls and by mail,
Could land someone in jail,
For heeding his ludicrous advice.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump's thinking of Herd Immunity,
Which would clobber one community,
Lots of old folks would die,
But he would not cry,
For he would have full impunity.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump has pressured the CDC,
To issue pronouncements that agree,
With his wild claims,
And political games,
No matter how dimwitted they'll be.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Donald Trump's floundering GOP,
Is so chaotic it can't agree,
On which platform to choose,
So keep watching Fox News,
To find out what the platform should be.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump is becoming anxious to preen,
And announced there's a Covid vaccine,
But if it's a bust,
He'll quickly adjust,
And blame Biden for what's not foreseen.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump's violations of the Hatch Act,
Are a very well established fact,
He revealed all his slime,
By committing the crime,
His replacement wouldn't reenact.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Democracy Trump wants to destroy,
So voter suppression brings him joy,
To foil voting by mail,
On a national scale,
He assigned the lowlife named DeJoy.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

All Trump's tweets and his chatter,
Declare only his life matters,
White, black, or brown,
The rest of us are clowns,
Here to serve him the world on a platter.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

A know-it-all right from the start,
Disagree and Trump'll tear you apart,
Cruel when he rants and rages,
No problem putting kids in cages,
Wonder if the fool has a heart.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

Trump's a hair and makeup geek,
His ties highlight his orange cheeks,
Fashion advice he won't take,
His wierd hairdo is fake,
He looks like a side show freak.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

Trump is delighted to enthuse,
About the pundits on Fox News,
He echos their lies,
To his dense allies,
While the rest of our nation he screws-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

All QAnon disciples are nuts,
They don't realize Trump's a klutz,
Who's been given a curse,
To make matters worse,
Don't vote for this incompetent putz.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Lost popular vote to a dame,
Impeached for bribing Ukraine,
When Trump loses in November,
History will make him a member,
Of the Presidential Hall of Shame.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

"Ludicrous" is surely the word,
That describes our head "Tweety bird,"
Of course I mean Trump,
That demented old Chump,
That he's President is truly absurd!-from Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Tweety wants kids back in school,
"I know it all' is his golden rule,
Safe home learning for his child,
In schools the virus runs wild,
Trump's a very dangerous fool.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

Trump claims the virus is easy to kill,
Just take the hydroxychloroquine pill,
He praised Dr. Voodoo,
For defending his doo-doo,
Lying is Trump's only skill.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

Putin took a nasty dump,
All over his lap dog Trump,
Bunker Boy started to cry,
When Vladimir used his tie,
To wipe his Russian rump.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

Trump has a couple of slugs,
Who defend everything that he does,
Barr ignores the crimes,
Pence laps up the slime,
For the biggest turd that ever was.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

Trump's screwing up the Census this year,
The reason for doing so is clear,
If he wholly deletes,
Some Congressional seats,
Dems'll loose seats in Congress I fear.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump believed that his nepotism,
Would diminish White House schism,
As his family's not bright,
Their efforts were slight,
So much for favoritism.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump wants to curtail voting by mail,
Despite the deaths it'll entail,
He has an obsession,
With voter suppression,
Even if it kills all the frail.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Rushing to find a vaccine really quick,
Has led to promises overly slick,
They aren't realistic,
Driving us ballistic,
In the meantime more will get sick.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Stormy McDaniels and Donald Trump,
Went down to the bunker to hump,
When he pulled out his thing,
She couldn't stop laughing,
And had no use for his stump.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

To Putin, Trump's a fool to destroy,
To Rocket Man, a clown to annoy,
Together with perfection,
They'll taint the election,
Because Comrade Trumpski's their boy.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, Florida

An echo in the White House named Pence,
Repeats all of Trump’s lies cuz he’s dense,
Trumpvirus success,
Economic progress,
And Mexicans who pay for the fence.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Free our nation from the Trump stain,
Ought to be our election refrain,
Let’s screw the GOP,
To set our nation free,
So our democracy we can regain.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

For tests of the Trumpvirus vaccine,
The elderly are not being seen,
As a virus bullseye,
They’re most likely to die,
Their exclusion is clearly obscene.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

I appreciate Trump in rhyme,
It draws attention to his slime,
Including his lies,
And his sleazy allies,
Let’s hope he’ll soon be doing time.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump wouldn’t care about death tallies,
If he could resume having rallies,
If the Trumpvirus spreads,
Leaving many more dead,
He’d hide all the bodies in alleys.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump's pronouncement that Biden hurt God,
Was a claim that most found odd,
His reputation was hurt,
From what Trump did blurt,
Adding proof that he's a vile clod.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Orange Puss wants the perfect track,
For his RNC yackety yack,
He should fly to North Korea,
To air his verbal diarrhea,
Then stay there and never come back. -from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, FL

He said, "Corona is an invasive beer,
It's foreign alcohol that doesn't belong here,"
When told it's a virus,
That's killed many of us,
Trump reinserted his head up his rear.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, FL

MAGA's become well-worn baggage,
TURD is Trump's new campaign adage,
"Tweet-Unrelenting-Rancor-Deceit"
Assures a glut of raw meat,
For the fools who gorge on his garbage.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, FL

Faulting experts is one of Trump's quirks,
After Fauci he moved on to Birx,
But not his cronies,
Fox TV phonies,
Or any other butt-kissing jerks.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

China was Covid-19's first home,
It very quickly started to roam,
Rather than disappear,
It was nourished here,
As Trump helped make it homegrown.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

I'm convinced that Trump is wacky,
And he's likely Putin's lackey,
As he sucks up to him,
Trump is that dim,
And he certainly is that tacky.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump is a turd from New York,
Who stammers through scripts like McDork,
Nothing heartfelt to say,
He wastes most of each day,
Watching cartoons and fondling his pork.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, FL

I know a self-centered clown from Queens,
Who acts like a snot-nosed teen,
When he doesn't get his way,
He Tweets garbage for days,
He's actually more neurotic than he seems.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, FL

I know a baby from Queens,
Who glows orange when reporters get mean,.
He cries, "Enough is enough",
Then his bowel erupts,
And it's off to the bunker to get clean.-from viewer Bobby Pinkle, Naples, FL

How many thousands more will Trump kill,
Til the GOP has had its fill?
It helps the deranged schmuck,
To run unchecked and amok,
While sticking us all with the bill.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

Only the voters can stop the ass,
For the GOP's taken a pass,
As the world is amiss,
We cannot be remiss,
It is time that we respond en masse.-from viewer John J., Brooklyn, NY

So the Trumpies hope Donnie will win,
As they wipe crusty drool from their chin,
They'll have to go hidin',
Because along will come Biden,
Who will shor nuff get under their skin.-from viewer a nony muss, Chicago, IL

Hickory dickory dock,
Vlad smacked Fat Don with his jock,
Fat Donnie did cry,
Wiping pubes from his eye,
As old Putin strolled right down the block.-from viewer a nony muss, Chicago, IL

Hickory Dickory Dock,
Trump was sucking some Russian C @ c k,
The clock struck 2,
Putin dropped his goo,
Mel stood there alone and in shock.-from viewer a nony muss, Chicago, IL

There once was a fat boy from Queens,
Who couldn't get Putin's pole clean,
He rubbed and he spit,
On the fat tip of it,
But all it did do is go C R E A M...-from viewer a nony muss, Chicago, IL

FAT DON spends all day long in his BUNKER,
He fancies himself a SPELUNKER,
He sticks out his head,
And much to his dread,
We yell: Get back in there you FAT FUNKER!-from viewer a nony muss, Chicago, IL

Mel sat crying alone on a stump,
Screaming, "why did I say yes to Trump,
I am in such dismay,
I miss Russia today,"
Vlad said, "Why did you marry the chump?"-from viewer a nony muss, Chicago, IL

Trump genuflected to Vlad on one knee,
Don said what a strong leader are yee,
Vlad said, "Now you'll do what I say,"
Or you will go away!
When I release the tape with the pee!"-from viewer a nony muss, Chicago, IL

Don sat all alone in his chair,
Overcombing his bleach blonde "hair,"
He scratched at a bug,
Then pulled off his rug,
Then started to cry in despair!-from viewer a nony muss, Chicago, IL

Let’s give credit where credit’s due,
With a chance to turn the screw,
Find a name for our plague,
That’s specific, not vague,
I think the Trumpvirus will do.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump’s enablers like Fox and Sinclair,
Find telling truth about him unfair,
It exposes Trump’s lies,
Agitates his allies,
And lays his incompetence bare.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Who completed Trump’s SAT?
Was it someone else or was it he?
When he got to Penn,
Who took his tests then?
Was it Trump or a smart Chimpanzee?-John J., Brooklyn, NY

The GOP’s hope for survival,
Is a victory for Trump’s rival.
If Biden cleans his clock,
Trump’s a laughingstock.
Which might prompt a GOP revival.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump declares our nation’s blessed,
Cuz he aced his cognitive test,
But he’s still psychotic,
As well as despotic,
We will keep on being depressed.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Now is the right time for some truth,
Trump never had a pet in his youth,
Not a doggy or cat,
Or tiny white rat,
That’s why he became so uncouth.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump’s old preexisting condition,
Means he’s in a risky position,
Mix Vietnam “bone spur”,
With the virus and stir,
And he’s forever out of commission.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump's "reversed himself" on the virus,
That his caring should surely inspire us,
But my bullshit detection,
Says "it's about re-election",
His deceptions incessantly tires us.-from Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Relentless evil Trump's spewing,
And all for Obama's undoing,
His Executive Orders,
Bad deals without borders,
Its ALL OF US that he's screwing.-from Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Fauchi provides fact-based advice,
While Trump wants his lies to suffice,
Many folks feel abused,
Because they're confused,
And our country is paying the price.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Why are the maskless pathetic?
It's because they're not empathetic,
When anyone asks,  
Why they won't wear a mask,
They respond by acting frenetic.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

The four presidents on Mount Rushmore,
Have been nauseated for ever more,
Risky fireworks,
And unmasked jerks,
Plus a President most abhor.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Why does Trump wear a long tie?
He doesn’t look like a well-dressed guy,
So is it deflection,
To hide an erection,
When he forgets to zip up his fly?-John J., Brooklyn, NY

The Trump fortune is a masquerade,
That didn’t start with the carriage trade,
It’s origins were grubby,
And not country clubby,
'Twas the gold miners paid to get laid.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

A Trump treatment for Covid-19,
Has consequences all foreseen,
A UV-C light,
Even inserted just right,
Will create an ER scene.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Predator Trump was forced to flee,
From a large protest in D.C.,
So inside a bunker,
He had to hunker,
So he could watch it all on TV.

"I lie about things big and small,
Others claim I have too much gall,
But my base doesn't care,
If I'm full of hot air,
Cause for any red meat they'll crawl."

Trump's supporters won't wear a mask,
For them it's a complex task,
Or maybe they don't,
Just because Trump won't,
Cuz for him it's an onerous ask.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump’s weak pollution regulations,
To boost our economic expectations,
Were a less effective move,
To get business to improve,
Than a change in administrations.-John J., Brooklyn, NY

He's a venomous virus viper,
Whose tweets are contentious and hyper,
He says there's no danger,
He, Trump's the game changer,
All the while going poop in his diaper.-from Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

The debates should for us be a treat,
Watching Trump-y go down in defeat,
When he opens his yap,
All that comes out is crap,
Which he'll later repeat in a tweet.-from Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

With baited breath we are waiting,
To hear Trump and Biden debating,
Because Joe's calm and cool,
While Don's a damn fool,
We'll see how much it plummets his rating.-from Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Clearly not just a matter of age,
Biden's calm while Trump's in a rage,
So we're eagerly waiting,
To see them debating,
And watch Trump-y fall off the stage.-from Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Everything about him is small,
His hands, brain and dick, that's not all...
His support base is shrinking,
Maybe most of them thinking,
That he must be defeated this fall.-from Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Oklahoma -- political fail,
Made excuses to no avail,
Why Trump fumbled his glass,
Nearly fell on his ass,
His campaign almost sure to derail.-from Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

A political fail -- Oklahoma
Qualified him the loser's diploma.
Made excuses galore,
Can't do ramps anymore
And his staff didn't like his "aroma."-from Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

"I've got a plan you should hear,
It'll make the virus disappear,
I'm really not jesting,
Just stop the testing,
Until after this
election year."

"My Tulsa crowd was too sparse,
Making my rally a farce,
If I can't change my shtick,
And do it quick,
I'll keep falling flat on my arse."

"You’re a shining example, Oh, China,
Has there ever been anything finer?
I know you infect me,
But help re-elect me,
And you can have North Carolina!"-from John Nichol, Sydney, Austrialia

Donald’s built his own world within Twitter,
Are you hearing the patter and pitter,
Of the mad little feet,
In the belfry each tweet?
I’m afraid he’s escaped from his sitter.-from John Nichol, Sydney, Austrialia

"Hello Tulsa! Well, you two and me,
That’s a sum and I know it makes three,
But the stadium’s full,
Cause I only talk bull,
So I say it’s a million and three."-from John Nichol, Sydney, Austrialia

"They’re attacking my people out there!
It’s those bastards from Lafayette Square!
Did you see what I did?
Yeah it’s all in The Id,
I just pull this stuff out of thin air."-from John Nichol, Sydney, Austrialia

He's an anarchist, sowing disorder,
He's a pestilence, border to border,
He's the Virus-in-Chief,
And the comic relief,
And a twittering nonsense recorder.-from John Nichol, Sydney, Austrialia

Well he's brave in his Bunker down there,
With his Stormtroopers clearing the air,
But for all of his tootin',
He's frightened of Putin,
And shakes like a leaf when he's there.-from John Nichol, Sydney, Austrialia

Demonstrators in Lafayette Square,
Were too much for Trump to bear,
So he chose to hunker,
In the White House bunker,
So his aides could sooth him with care.- from John J., Brooklyn, NY

When Donald Trump emits a fart,
All his cabinet members take heart,
When they let out the yell,
"What a wonderful smell,"
Then his meetings with toadies can start.- from John J., Brooklyn, NY

There were thousands in Trump's Tulsa crowd,
Close together and cheering out loud,
They thought it was great,
When Trump spewed his hate,
Now many are wrapped in a shroud.- from John J., Brooklyn, NY

A creature of wretched intent,
Couldn't handle the sound of dissent,
So the cowardly Bitch,
Ran away with a hitch,
Of his skirts, and he Bunkering went.-from John Nichol, Sydney, Austrialia

"I know all about equal, we're brothers,
And sisters and some could be mothers,
Other pigs are my source,
We're all equal, of course,
Only some are more equal than others."-from John Nichol, Sydney, Austrialia

Abe and Donald, alike from the start,
Only a mother could tell them apart,
Donald's doing a sum,
On his shovel, by gum,
Just to show you the good in his heart.-from John Nichol, Sydney, Austrialia

"It's a Bible," he said with a frown,
"I don’t care if it is upside down,
Cause I'm not gonna read it,
I'm just gonna feed it,
To people who'll give me the crown."-from John Nichol, Sydney, Austrialia

"My rallies, well they're celebration,
But theirs are attacking the nation,
So I'm gassing the pastor,
To get rid of him faster,
Cause he's giving those people hydration!"-from John Nichol, Sydney, Austrialia

"We're like brothers, the chokehold and me,
Cause we're perfect and innocent, see?
Don't demand that we end,
Let us stay and defend,
Especially your right to be free."-from John Nichol, Sydney, Austrialia

The leader in wartime (much laughter),
Will be buried by those who come after,
For the penny dictator,
Will dig his own crater,
And die there, a penniless grafter.-from John Nichol, Sydney, Austrialia

Mixing loathing and hate and despair,
First he smoothed his immaculate hair,
Then he set the police,
On his people at peace,
Too afraid to go out with them there.-from John Nichol, Sydney, Austrialia

Is he cretin or mongrel? He's both!
Would he fight for his country? He’s loath!
But he started a war,
On the people he swore,
To protect, when he lied under oath.-from John Nichol, Sydney, Austrialia

His misstatements we cannot avoid,
And the country he's almost destroyed,
It would greatly inspire us,
When he's hit with the virus,
And then croaks, we'll be overjoyed.-from Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Is he wacked out or disoriented?
A worse bozo could not be invented,
The whole media is plastered,
With the mug of this bastard,
Till we all have been rendered demented.-from Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Donald Trump has no trouble with lying,
Doesn't care how many are dying,
If his ratings are holding,
And the stock market's golden,
It is only for these that he's vying.-from Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Donald's wall is an imperfect screen,
But its brilliance had not been foreseen,
Until Trump could reveal,
His absurd mass of steel,
Could protect us from Covid-19.-from Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

There's no need to wait for a vaccine,
To protect you from Covid-19,
Trump's advise for you,
A disinfectant will do,
But the results will be obscene.-from John J., Brooklyn, NY

Trump's band of bigots arrived,
In his fallacies they all connived,
They weren't let down,
By the orange fat clown,
Whose meglomania they had survived.

Trumpy's eyes rolled about in their sockets,
Tiny hands buried deep in his pockets,
Then declared "If I just,
Had a whiff of E's Musk,
I'd be even gooder at rockets!"-from Brian W., Seattle, WA

We could see that his bottom was wet,
On the golf course, Don was beset.
All the while he was speaking
His diapers were leaking,
For a prez, how much worse could it get?-from Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

Well, Don's not afraid to shake hands,
Gets the virus wherever it lands,
Since he's so unprotected
He'll soon be infected,
Boy, will that put a crimp in his plans.-from Karen Reid, Springfield, OR

We know why Donald Trump needs his wall...
Stormy Daniels, if you can recall,
Well, she almost got sick,
When he pulled out his dick,
Then she laughed and yelled out, "Is that ALL?"-from Karen R., Springfield, OR

Congrats to our "leader" Trump-y,
The Tesla, the light bulb, knows he,
And he's heard of the wheel,
'Cause it's been a big deal
Since 3500 B.C.-from Karen R., Springfield, OR

A presidency of vice and lies,
Shows how far scum can rise,
The Constitution,
Trump made an illusion,
America will pay the price.-from viewer Jan, Roermond, Netherlands

The Senate forgave Caesar's crime,
Looking back to Roman time,
Their Master’s voice,
Was the only choice,
Forever they’ll wallow in slime.-from viewer Jan, Roermond, Netherlands

Beating his chest like King Kong,
Attempting to look quite strong,
But a price he’ll pay
For this weird display,
Once voters see the size of his dong.-from viewer Jan, Roermond, Netherlands

Donald Trump is obsessed with his wall,
It's huge cause his dick is so small.\,
In his mind it impasses,
The great, swarthy masses,
But in fact, it won't stop them at all.-from Karen R., Springfield, OR

Donald Trump is obsessed with his wall,
It's huge cause his dick is so small,
It's fiscal insanity,
An idiot's vanity,
What could make him relent? bugger-all!-from Karen R., Springfield, OR

Our dear Donald did just now reveal
Lumping Edison and Musk in his zeal
That since maybe there are
Four of them on each car
That the Tesla's the same as the wheel.-from Karen R., Springfield, OR

Trump says geniuses must be protected,
That's why Edison and Musk are connected,
In his all sweeping zeal,
He's included the Wheel!
Its inventor should not feel neglected.-from Karen R., Springfield, OR

Our head clown just thinks he is tops,
His crimes always pull out the stops,
With bluster and blunder,
He'll put us all under,
While being the mascot of fops.-from Tina, Eugene, OR

Presy Trump chortled "Isn't it neat?
I can assassinate just with a tweet!
This impeachment 'lite',
They'll forget over-night,
And my legacy will be complete!"-from Kira W., Norroy, France

The presidency once was an art,
But all Mr Trump does is fart,
Endless lies onto twitter,
His mind all a dither,
While the world is falling apart!-from Kira W., Norroy, France

Once again our great country's in crisis,
From a dolt with the brain of a mysis,
With his mushroom-shaped peter,
I present, our dear leader,
The biggest abettor of ISIS.-from Brian W., Seattle, WA

Cried old dotard Trumpy "Oh gee!
What fun is this drone murder spree!
If I kill enough Persians,
No matter what versions,
My daddy will finally love me."-from Brian W., Seattle, WA

The prez must have acted on cue,
Then tweeted with much ballyhoo,
Soleimani -- he picked him,
His drone struck the victim,
T'was "perfect" from Trump's point of view.-from Karen R., Springfield, OR

"I've killed Soleimani," said he.
Rubbed his hands together with glee.
Though Trump is ecstatic,
We think he's fanatic,
Just wait till he starts World War III.-from Karen R., Springfield, OR

Trump, the unstable dope
Thinks he's a kind of pope
But he's earned his spurs
From slimy slurs
Lurking for the next to grope.-from viewer Jan, Roermond, Netherlands

As our realization grows,
Even a small child knows
What Trump pretends
In truth offends
Cause the Emperor has no clothes.-from viewer Jan, Roermond, Netherlands

All the bad dictators combined,
Did less damage to mankind,
As a climate denier,
And orange fat liar,
Trump is totally mindblind.-from viewer Jan, Roermond, Netherlands

If Fox News is what you choose
Your mind will become abused
Cause their propaganda
Borders on slanda'
For the un-read, white, with the blues.

Lindsey mocked his attacker
An opponent who's much blacker
But white Republican friends
He always defends
Cause Lindsey's a southern Graham cracker.

The orange man with the peas-sized brain
Decided he'd meddle in Ukraine
In a stupid blackmail
Destined to fail
Likely putting an end to his reign.

Both had good reason to blame
The media for causing them shame
Bill had Lewinsky
And Trump had Zelensky
Impeachment is the name of that game.

Driving a golf cart onto the green
Is what golfers call obscene
But it can only reflect
What we all expect
That Trump just needs to be seen.

A whistleblower wrote an epistle
About the Javelin missile
Now Trump is caught
And Lindsey is fraught
Cause no one will blow his whistle.

Now that impeachment is near
Giving us reason to cheer
Trump will be done
By twenty-twenty one
And we'll all have a Happy New Year!