Three surgeons sharing their major achievement

Three surgeons were seated together at a medical conference dinner table when one speaks up and says: "Last year I had a very unusual and difficult case. This person came to me with every finger on their right hand severely broken in multiple locations asking me to surgically repair the damage. Well after six long hours of orthopedic surgery, I successfully repaired the damage and today this person is performing with the Boston Symphony as a concert pianist again."
     "Wow, that's impressive," his fellow colleagues all exclaimed in unison. Then one of the other surgeons speaks up and says: "Yes, very impressive indeed, but let me tell you about a patient I had last year too. This gentlemen came to me with two legs that had been severed just below the knee and his right arm severed above the elbow and he wanted me to repair all the damage. After long multiple surgeries I am pleased to report that this person will be competing in the next Iron Man Triathalon."
     "That is very impressive," the others exclaimed while looking in admiration upon the very gifted surgeon.
     Finally the third surgeon who had waited his turn spoke up. "Both of your achievements were extremely impressive and I am honored to be in the company of such excellence but I must tell you about a recent patient of mine. This gentlemen had been out riding a horse on his ranch when he ran smack head on into a freight train going 60 miles an hour down the track. All that I had to work with was a cowboy hat and the horse's asshole. I performed many long arduous surgeries and am pleased to report that this gentlemen is now President of the United States.