Two boys in DC were playing baseball when one was attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck.

A newspaper reporter from a DC newspaper witnessed the incident and rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the headline:

"Brave Young Loyal Bush Supporter Saves Friend from Jaws Of Vicious Animal"

"But I'm not a Bush Supporter," the little hero interjected.

"Sorry" replied the reporter. "But since we're in DC, I just assumed you were." Hitting the delete key, the reporter began:

"Brave Republican Rescues Friend from Horrific Dog Attack"

"But I'm not a Republican either," the boy responds.

The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for Bush or Republican. Who are you for? "

"I'm a Democrate and I really like John Kerry" the boy says.

Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again: "Arrogant Little liberal prick compromises nations security by killing security guard dog..."