Air Force 1 had Bush, Cheney, Rice, Rove and Rumsfeld aboard going to Bush's ranch for a meeting. Suddenly there were problems and Air Force 1 went crashing into a remote area in the countryside. A farmer happened to witness the accident at the edge of his field and went to investigate. Upon his arrival he saw the terrible carnage and buried everyone.

Shortly after he was finished, rescue crews found the crash site and asked the farmer what had happened to everyone. The farmer stated that he had to bury all the bodies at which an officer said, "you mean they were all dead".

The farmer replied, "well some of them said they weren't, but you know how those Republicans lie"