Ten
Reasons Gay Marriage is Wrong
01)
Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always
reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester,
and air conditioning.
02)
Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay,
in the same way that hanging around tall people
will make you tall.
03)
Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to
all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even
wish to marry their pets ! because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04)
Straight marriage has been around a long time
and hasn't changed at all: women are still property,
blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce
is still illegal.
05)
Straight marriage will be less meaningful if
gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany
Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would
be destroyed.
06)
Straight marriages are valid because they produce
children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and
old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because
our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world
needs more children.
07)
Obviously gay parents will raise gay children,
since straight parents only raise straight children.
08)
Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In
a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion
are imposed on the entire country. That's why
we have only one religion in America.
09)
Children can never succee! d without a male
and a female role model at home. That's why
we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.
10)
Gay marriage will change the foundation of society;
we could never adapt to new social norms. Just
like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector
economy, or longer life spans.
Let
your friends know about this list if you believe
love makes a marriage.
