Bush verse from Beverly Hillbillies television theme song, by Perkins from Owasso

Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a man named Bush
A rich spoiled brat, nearly always gets his wish
And then one day, he was driving while he's drunk
Got suspended, no jail, the privileged little skunk
Money, that is, oil money, Daddy's money.

Well, the first thing you know, young George's a millionaire
His Daddy's friends bought him a Texas Ranger's share
Said, Politics is the place you ought to be
So they opened up their checkbooks and gave him money free
Big bills, that is, Enron dough, Halliburton bucks.

Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Bush and all his friends
The Kerry Edwards ticket is the one we want to win
You're all invited to step up to the voting booth
To have a heapin' helpin' of leadership and truth
Integrity, that is, intelligent leaders, restore confidence

Y'all be sure to vote now, hear?